It already is freakier than that. It's tit juice created via the industrial mass rape of billions of cows worldwide, that are kept in cramped and dirty conditions and seperated from their offspring at birth, so their tit juice can be harvested for profit and human consumption.

Between that and the "100% Grass" half-and-half next to it...I gotta check out the dairy case at my dispensary. Usually they just have ice cream.

THC infused coffee creamer would make for the best hippie speedball.

Liquid Death isn't bottled, it's canned. They're whole gimmick is "death to plastic" which is a little ironic considering that aluminum cans have a plastic lining.

Still, it's a great product. They've eliminated 99.9% of the plastic, so I think the slogan still works.

IIRC liquid death also has some very good policies.

And it was originally created because drinking water isn't cool, and musicians in bands wanted something to drink that looked like energy drinks or alcohol while staying hydrated. They mentioned bands filling empty monster cans with water as an inspiration.

This isn't an actual product just fyi it's done by an artist.

I would never buy bottled water either, but I do have an unopened can of liquid death standing around because it's such a fantastic can. Guests do ask me about it, or pick it up, sometimes. It's always disappointing to them and that's what I feed on.

Christ you pulled that memory out of a basement I didn't even realize I had

"Daddy's Milk"

Calling udders "breasts" is pretty weird bro.

I like to call them "long nipples".

Vitamin Dick

Humans are fucking disgusting and I suck their tits all the time

speak for yourself, pervert.

that's the only way I drink milk. frothing at the mouth for every bowl of frosted flakes.

Delicious prions