You know, from one dirt_creature to another, I had suspected when you deleted your entire many-thousands comments and posts account, thus permanently redacting and leaving a gaping void in large chunks of what had previously been rich hexbear site history and lore, that you perhaps may not be an Owl for the people, for the working class like you had so claimed. But now this? Now you become landlord?! This is a sad day for the proletariat, most certainly for the owl-proletariat.

Man... Wan Shi Tong about to find himself evicted from his library.

You misunderstand: this is an ad encouraging burrowing owls to become landlords. Soon you'll be paying your rent in mice.

Just move out of New York. You would no longer be a Borough-ing owl.