For myself, can't think of much, just a good coffee. I never mastered the art of arabica-dabra. See you at the next wizard summit.
I'd like a pleasant surprise that has no negative consequences whatsoever.
Can you clear both my nasal passages so I can breath through them simultaneously?
Sure. You now have an extra nose on the side of your face. The nasal passages are clear.
Can you transmute my body to be a self sustaining nonsenescent machine? thanks
Let’s try making Karma a real universal force
unfortunate if it's the type that goes off of personal moral compass
Good one! Your wish has been granted (but in an alternate universe). After a period of turmoil, the citizens of Earth C-132 create a utopic society:
This is why the apes blew everything up.
Could you spread all the empathy across everyone evenly, and then increase it by about 10%?
A soft place to land for my kids. I’m tired.
Hope this helps:
Checking this thread to see if anyone asked for Hulk Hogan dead.
I would love a fully functional self powered Star Trek industrial replicator (pre-programmed)... oh, and while you're at it, if you could tweak my brain to do the dopamine thing in a healthy way, I'd appreciate it, but fully understand if that's too much of an ask.
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