Can you do something about the... gestures vaguely at everything?
Sure. Everything in the universe has been shifted slightly to the left:
Γhanks!
Could you dissapear all the facisim thats popping up everywhere? That would be super.
The fascism is now undetectable to the vast majority but still happening behind the scenes:
Universal love and Transcendent joy
But, if you can't do that, I'd like to enjoy the things I used to (~ 2019?) enjoy.
~~You~~ Everyone is finally happy–eternally happy. Neurochemistry is now permanently rewired such that we can no longer feel sadness, fear, or embarrassment. We are always experiencing ecstasy and there are no breaks:
(sfxrlz's wish has been reinstated (it was previously cancelled by a wish) and spread to everyone)
I want my teeth back and healthy
You got it: you now have teeth back (i.e., teeth on your back). They are remarkably healthy, despite being outside your mouth.
disappear the orange orc.
There is an orange orc on the loose: I have made him invisible.
nooooo!
Okay, let's try this.
Every single human being, gradually, develops empathy and awareness to how their choices affects themselves and others.
This is to happen over a period of a year and will not lead people to despair but to understand the poor choices they have made throughout their lives and lead them to live better lives, with no malice arbored towards others and themselves.
This effect will include the granter of this wish.
I want my mortgage to be paid off.
You've been filed under Chapter 7 bankruptcy.
Yes, mybody wants anything. Though the community says anything goes, so I’m not sure how long I’ll have it 🤔
How about a pineapple pizza? It's yours:
Gimme that lich thaumaturgist package, with a polar mountain tower built on a leyline convergence 50 levels up and 50 down. I've got a lot of astral projecting I want to do
You astral project successfully, but the astral realm is filled with horrors beyond your comprehension. They note your presence...
I wave my boney hand and say the keyphrase to activate the contingency combined miracle wish spell scroll, binding all outsiders in a kilometer radius; "Hiya, who wants to play Pathfinder? I call DM"
I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries.
Daring today, aren't we:
100 tacos for $100 deal at the local shack
The printers at the Bureau of Engraving and Printing run wild printing money; the Federal Reserve distributes the money across the country. Hyperinflation like the United States has never seen drives the prices of goods and services up 90%. The $100 tacos now cost $1000. You may still choose to purchase them, however:
90% of $100 is $90. So the tacos are $190, or $1.90 each. Still a solid deal.
For myself, can't think of much, just a good coffee. I never mastered the art of arabica-dabra. See you at the next wizard summit.
There, in front of you, a good coffee. It's really good. It's the best damn thing you've ever tasted. Desperately, you lick the last drop; the memory of this coffee makes everything else taste dull in comparison. It's something like having trouble seeing after exposure to bright light:
I shall savor the memory forever.
Good is relative, you forget all coffee you've had previously and keep access to your current coffee. All other coffee is permanently worse than this one going forward.
If you are going to fasttrack my memory degredation due to a coffee request, at least have the decency to remove Fallout: New Vegas so I can play it again for the first time.
everyone can now shape-shift at will. this has always been the case.
Everyone can now shape-shift into a perfect copy of any other person that they've seen. Society collapses due to lack of trust. (You said everyone can "now" and "this has always been". Hence, rewriting history was a second wish.)
It looks like society may have healed after realizing we all wanted to be the same girl.
Can you clear both my nasal passages so I can breath through them simultaneously?
I dont think there is a wizard that powerful.
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