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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles (theonion.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 71 points 2 weeks ago

The onion coming in hot

[-] frog@feddit.uk 12 points 2 weeks ago

Can't wait for all the reports that they are a failing company looking for attention.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Caramelized.

[-] pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago

If you support Donald Trump… you are a disgusting human.

[-] regedit@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 weeks ago

And that was BEFORE all the Epstein stuff!

[-] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

Before the 1980s-90s? Yeah, probably.

[-] marius@feddit.org 33 points 2 weeks ago

Finally someone that represents them

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 weeks ago

Remember when fucking am intern could get you impeached? Not even fucking kids gets a investigation. I know Bill is in the files too but that wasn't want he got in trouble for. Yes I know the impeachment was for lying under oath but wtf, Trump fucked kids!

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

He fucked them in public view. A crime in broad daylight.

When you're rich, they let you do it.

[-] 000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 weeks ago

Democratic strategists were reportedly looking for new ways to appeal to the essential pedophile voting bloc to avoid a disastrous midterm election.

[-] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Naturally.

[-] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Shouldn't this be on "not the onion"?

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 9 points 2 weeks ago

I thought these aren't supposed to be real

[-] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Poll the sex offender list! 99% Trump

[-] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Felons of a feather flock together

[-] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I have never seen such upvote:downvote ratio this strong. Which is amazing!

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Aka republicans.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Why does it look like he's got a soul patch there? Lol I didn't think his face could get more punchable. 🤣

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