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[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I can't fix her because there's nothing to fix.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

I can't, but I want more of her.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

can you imagine trying to repent and make amends for this one, and every loved one of that asshole is just as bad as they are.

[-] dan1101@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

We are in an administration that lives by "the ends justify the means", so I'll allow it this once.

[-] _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

some people do their best work when drunk

[-] omega_x3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Task failed successfully

[-] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

He did nazi her coming.

[-] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Mike! Post the .gif!

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like a property crime.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago

To tell the truth I backed over the last two with my car.

Fortunately they turned out to be Nazis.

[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 0 points 2 weeks ago

How many Promille is that?

[-] MohamedMoney@feddit.org 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

0,84

Sooo not really shitfaced

Edit: I stand corrected, shouldn’t have trusted google with the answer. She was quite shitfaced

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

What? .42% BAC = 4.2% promille, over five times the legal limit and potentially fatal.

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