Where is reading a book by yourself while alien women throw themselves at you a la Picard?
What about some Klingon foreplay?
This IS sex!
Quark can tell you all about that
That's some vanilla shit.
I'm here to read, not to breed
He has an elegant confidence
Interesting kink
What about an afternoon re-calibrating the deflector arrays with Rutherford?
That's too dirty.
Jazzersize session with Commander Ransom?
What size is his jazzer?
Boys Husky
That's it. That's the one. Hooooo boy.
There are two kinds of people in this thread; People that pick #6, and liars.
Six is the obvious answer but I need to know how good at trombone Odo is before I give a concrete answer.
A night with jadzia
8 Oo-mox from Moogie
Honestly, I could use some holographic hands on my knotted back and neck muscles... minus the erotic part.
Emergency Medical Holograms are not programmed to adjust the eroticism inherent in a medical massage. However, we can provide you with a reference on meditation that may assist you in calibrating how erotic you find the experience.
Holy crap I read that in his voice
Feels like the perfect time to remind people that this trading card exists:
Definitely 6
Ah yes, getting boozy and oozy.
It's not even close!
"Let's go again, but this time be one of those things Worf had as a pet."
It's not beastiality when the targ is actually a changeling.
This is quality content.
7 All of the above
“…or you could go on a trip to Risa with-“
“That one! Number 4! Final answer! Risa is the place!”
The Risa episode with Worf was awful. It made him look like an asshole. The part that explained it was because of the trauma he suffered was so poorly executed it was kinda just brushed off. Also the very idea of trying to enforce morality on a planet dedicated to hedonism is extremely stupid.
The only redeeming part of the entire thing is when Leeta reveals she broke up with Julian because she was into Rom.
What about licking the head spooooooon clean
I could always use a good massage.
Star Trek memes and shitposts
Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
