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not today, my dudes (mander.xyz)

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[-] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 47 points 3 days ago

"Vent."

Asshole. You mean asshole.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 37 points 3 days ago

It's not just an asshole. I think frussy describes it better

[-] markz@suppo.fi 3 points 3 days ago

Thanks, but no

[-] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago

Cloaca!

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

Bungholio!

[-] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Also known as a clacker!

[-] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago

As in, Kick 'em in the clacker!

[-] Blueberrydreamer@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 3 days ago

Vent just refers to the general end of the butt. It's the cloacal aperture that's the all purpose asshole/penis/vagina. It's really an all-in-one orifice, quite a time saver.

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 days ago

Regimbartia attenuata. Common name "Bronze Beetle" because it pretty much always takes turd place.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago

You will always remember this as the day you almost digested Regimbartia Attenuata.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 days ago

Hypothetical? Is there another route front to back they could take?

[-] Bashnagdul@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Straight through?

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

Reverse Lemiwinks

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 days ago

This is what the song Hey Jude is about

[-] errer@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Hey Jude, don’t be afraid

You were made to go out and escape her

The minute she ingested you in her skin

Then you begin

To walk out her buttttthoooolllle…..

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago

I can see it, to see the light through the last sphincter, after what seemed to be an infinite, putrid, darkness, singing uncontrollably "Naaaaaanananananananaaaaaaaaa, nanananaaaaaaaaa, hey Judeeeeeee".