"Here come the test results: 'You are a horrible person'. That's what it says, 'a horrible person'. We weren't even testing for that!"
“Oh, It’s you.”
Never thought a robot could throw so much shade with just three words.
Portal was my first thought too!
"Well, This is the part where he kills us."
"Hello. This is the part where I kill you."
CHAPTER 9: THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU
Achievement Unlocked: The part where he kills you
Anything Glados from Portal 1/2--still one of very, very few games to actually make me laugh. But also the Cave Johnson "when life gives you lemons" rant comes to mind, because it's both funny and poignant.
Everything in Portal 2 is gold, but if you shout out both GladOs AND Cave, I feel like Wheatley deserves a mention as well.
"Most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now you've been under for... quite a lot longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage. But don't be alarmed, alright? Although, if you do feel alarm, try to hold onto that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage."
Yes, I honestly can't believe I didn't mention him. It's really a testament to what a fucking gem that game is. God. So much greatness packed into such a short time.
Favorite Glados ones:
And Cave Johnson:
Had to look it up to refresh my memory:
"Nice job breaking it, hero."
"You are not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't get up here."
"Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."
"Congratulations on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds."
You really need the full 2-minute audio of the lemons bit to get the gist. J.K. Simmons did an amazing job balancing funny and, "oh shit, am I...sad!?!?...during the silly, funny puzzle game!?"
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here, "Huge success"
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead
It's a-me, Mario!
From Assassin's Creed 2. Might be known from some other game too, I dunno.
All your base are belong to us.
Someone set us up the bomb
!! WHAT YOU SAY !!
You have no chance to survive make your time.
"The right person in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world" - Half Life 2
The creepy gait of his voice gives me goosebumps every time.
LEROY JENKINS!
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
Had to be me, someone else might've gotten it wrong.
All your base are belong to us.
"How are you gentlemen?"
You forget a thousand things every day, make sure this is one of them.
Michael, GTA V
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum" from Duke Nukem (originally from the movie "They Live").
"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee"
"What kind of idiot are you?"
"I dunno. The good kind?"
Bulletstorm.
Lots of good bioshock quotes, but the standout:
We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us
"Why'd I give you so much money for a taco? BECAUSE I'M CRAAAAZY!!!!"
Crazy Dave
"But i gave my cat to you. Doesnt that make you the owner?"
Its said by a ghost cat to a cat. The owner in the context is the reason why the alive cat is locked in a series of rooms. I have spent months trying to understand what it means and still cant
"The thing about happiness is that you only know you had it when it's gone. I mean, you may think to yourself that you're happy. But you don't really believe it. You focus on the petty bullshit, or the next job, or whatever. It's only looking back by comparison with what comes after that you really understand, that's what happiness felt like."
-Conrad Kellogg; Fallout 4.
"Ahh, Kos, or some say Kosm... Do you hear our prayers? As you once did for the vacuous Rom, Grant us eyes, grant us eyes. Plant eyes on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy."
Micolash in Bloodborne
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There's no shame in it, Raziel - revenge is motivation enough. At least it's honest. Hate me, but do it honestly.
I don't know if it's my "favourite" but I remember how hilarious it was the first time I heard that original Resident Evil line about "you, the master of unlocking". Granted, at the time I assumed it was all intentional B-grade horror movie parody.
I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. I know it’s from a carpenter film, but I heard it first in Duke Nukem.
License A-4
FAIL
insert Yello - Oh Yeah playing
"He who controls the past, commands the future. He who commands the future, conquers the past." - Kane, Command & Conquer
Kane of course was just paraphrasing 1984.
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start. -Benny
Alternatively:
Hope this interaction does not lead to any fallout between us. Fallout: New Vegas. -Benny
Since so many other quotes are already claimed, how about some Outer Wilds:
Seriously, I tried everything I could think of [...], and neither idea worked.
"If you can't stand the heat, go put your tiny balls in the freezer."
-Catalina, GTA San Andres
Ah shit here we go again.
"Welcome home, good Hunter. What is it you desire?"
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