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Rent-A-Cuddler
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Ersties is lesbian pornography
umm, not exclusively
Cuddles should be freely given 
Cuddles4Comrades
I'm on the clock so let's make this quick, my lunch break is in 15.
boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I cuddle with coworkers on company time
Imagine the power of the cuddles between two professionals. It would be like watching two chess masters
chessboxing
chesscuddling
Need
They exist ~~here~~ in the US too!
I met someone once who was a "professional cuddler". Never tried it out but she said it was mostly elderly people who were lonely who hired her.
Capitalism is a fuck.
How do you get that job?
The only way I can imagine is starting as a sex worker and then specialising. But that can't be right.
Are there cuddle agencies?
Edit: There are. Its even been turned into gig economy horror.
I've thought about it. Maybe eventually.
The elderly makes a lot of sense unfortunately :/
I think we would expand this sort of work under socialism. Everyone deserves a cuddle
this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2025
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