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[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 42 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Alligator: U-shaped snout.
Crocodile: V-shaped snout.

I'm glad the Romans never had to deal with the difference though, since alligators are only found in the Americas [edit: and in the Yangtze River basin]. Otherwise this explanation would still fly over their heads. ("V? U? SIMILE SVNT, FVNGE PVTRIDE!")

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 4 days ago

alligators are only found in the Americas.

And China. Specifically the lower Yangtze River basin.

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 7 points 4 days ago

Fixed - thanks!

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago
[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Omg they so cute

[-] rooroo@feddit.org 5 points 4 days ago

So the way to remember which is which is to first know that crocodiles are found in what used to be Ancient Rome and their snout looks like they could write it with their letters. Got it.

[-] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago

"Help, I've been bitten by a poisonous snake"

pushes up glasses "I think you'll find that the snake is venomous, not poisonous"

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 30 points 4 days ago

"Good thing you didn't eat it."

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Yep. Cedric was an idiot.

[-] unknown@piefed.social 19 points 4 days ago

That's a crocodile, they have pointy faces. Aligators are the ones with the wide snouts.

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 32 points 4 days ago

Which is weird because "alligator" starts with an A, which is pointy, while "crocodile" starts with a C, which is wide. This is a conspiracy to confuse the masses.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

The Lizard People were just a front put up by our true archosaur rulers.

[-] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

So alligators are the ones that look like ducks. Got it.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Someone call Kirk Cameron!

I keep hearing that people “keep asking ai” when I google something it gives me an ai rundown I didn’t ask for. Am I being counted as the number of people who are “asking ai?” Cause I don’t think that’s fair

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 10 points 4 days ago

Crocodiles are the ones that eat full-grown adults.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

I laugh when people think I should be scared of the alligators around here. Only time I've seen them, they were hauling ass away from me. :)

No, not going to redneck into a lake full of 'em, but they're mostly wussies, like most other wild animals.

Crocodiles? When I first took my Filipino wife kayaking on the local swamp, "Are the crocodiles here?" "Nah, no crocodiles."

Crocs? Not fucking around with those boys.

[-] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

Yeah big gators will rip off your arm and can absolutely kill you... but they don't really hunt you intentionally and will much rather be left alone. Crocs though? We're on the menu

[-] recapitated@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I think one easy way to remember is if you're somewhere where either one resides, you'll know about it.

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

There's neither gators or crocs where I live and i can't complain about not knowing the difference because it means any water spot is safe

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 5 points 4 days ago

Just say something like "big scaly pointy toothed thingy"

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
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