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[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 30 points 6 days ago

Stops you from eating your vegetables comrade

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Fridge makers take kickbacks from big vegetable.

[-] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

yeah

it holds vegetals

[-] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

it holds cheese that my girlfriend puts in there until it becomes moldy after she forgot about it for over a year because no one ever opens the vegetable drawer

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

Mine has a little slider so it can go Fruit Mode or Vegetable Mode. The real question is WTF that slider do?

[-] stink@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 6 days ago

I fink it controls da humidi'y

[-] dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 6 days ago

i saw an adhd life hack that said keep all your perishables in the door, and keep all your sauces in the drawers. sounds compelling to me, but i keep forfetting to do it.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

keeping perishables in the door makes them go bad quicker since you keep swinging them out into the warmer air, but keeping them within line of sight is probably a good idea

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

you mean the sock drawer? why would they put a drawer for vegetables in a fridge when it doesn't do anything? it's to put your socks in. it's called a crisper because they get cold and crispy.

[-] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

My wife uses ours as a cheese drawer. shrug-outta-hecks

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

Damn that's a lot of cheese, you must be the crakkkest hexbear

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago
[-] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 5 days ago

i put beer in it luole

Further question: does the deli drawer in the fridge do anything?

[-] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 84 points 1 week ago

Your vegetables will be conveniently kept out of sight and out of mind, so that next week you can throw them away because they rotted and replace them with new vegetables you will also forget about

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 56 points 6 days ago

It's this one. The fridge drawer acts as a monument to my past hubris

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 59 points 1 week ago

Whenever you open ur fridge door all of the cold air tries to make a break for the exit the veggie drawer is like supermax, keeps your shit on lockdown when you open the door

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

All Crispers Are Bastards

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 57 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It holds vegetables

It also holds other things too, if you put them inside it

[-] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

leftover dipping sauce packets from KFC or wherever the fuck can be hastily and shittily thrown here for convenience

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It keeps vegetables fresh and crispy with state-of-the-art technology

[-] Chana@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago

It retains humidity a bit and that keeps vegetables fresher longer. It also helps mold grow so eat your veggies while they're fresh.

Keeping your veggies in plastic bags or cups of water (like cilantro in a cup of water) is even better but who am I, the queen? I usually just chuck that stuff in there however it came from the market.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Plastic bag + and paper towls tends to help

Costs more I guess but lasts longer. Depends how quickly you go through vegetables.

[-] Chana@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

That does help! It is also a way to sprout things, so a doubly useful technique.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago

Keeps the rotting vegetables off of everything else when you forget about them because you put them in a separate drawer for some reason.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago

Keeps the vegies organized.

[-] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

Speak for yourself, my veggies are in a fucking orgy down there

[-] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 6 days ago
[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

AGITATE, EDUCATE, ORGYNIZE

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Veggie Tales: An XXX Parody

nasty stuffLarry, how much cum do you need?

I don't know Bob, how much cum is there?

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

he draws vegetables

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

It's the crisper. It makes vegetables crispy.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

It also inserts genes.

Not sure how that helps the vegetables.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

I don't know, I keep my veggies on the top shelf so I can remember they exist

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago

It keeps your tomatoes from ever getting truly ripe, always slightly tough and chewey and bitter.

[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Don’t keep tomatoes in the fridge! They should be room temperature. Cold tomatoes taste of nothing!

[-] Des@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

i dunno i have various hemp terpenes and concentrates down in there. maybe some antibiotics and an exotic anti-inflammatory drug as well

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