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[-] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago
[-] Unyieldingly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Maybe root?

[-] conartistpanda@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Just put it all in the same folder and call it something like:

20250816_ProjectType_ActualNameHere_v001

[-] londos@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

How about New folder (11)/Final/Final2/TO DELETE/New version/DO NOT DELETE/20250816_Version 4

[-] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 hours ago

Ok. Calling me out like that. It's fine, I deserve it.

I store everything "temporarily" because "I'll sort it later" on the Desktop.

It's never later.

[-] sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social 8 points 10 hours ago
  • New_document.docx
  • New_document_1.docx
  • New_document_111.docx
  • New_document_12.docx
  • New_document_12aaa.dox
  • New_document_12aaafinal.docx
[-] devilish666@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I wish someone make github but for documents. Image your documents can be forked by someone and has many branches and revisions, it must be hilarious.

[-] EvilCartyen@feddit.dk 4 points 6 hours ago

You can literally just upload a library of documents to github or another repo service like codeberg. That's basically what a code project is, a bunch of files.

[-] mfigueiredo@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

P.A.R.A. - It's a simple organization method and very easy to maintain.

[-] gerryflap@feddit.nl 2 points 9 hours ago

Hmmm yeah. But most of it lives in an automatic cloud backup as well.. Photos, important documents, game saves, programming projects. I've lost drives before and apart from one or two moments where I couldn't find a very specific file I didn't really miss anything. The only things that I really do need to backup at the moment are my music projects and the raw files from my photography

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 47 points 19 hours ago

I shit you not, IT around 2004, I had a nurse who stored all her important docs in "Recyle Bin"

She put in a ticket that her computer was slow. We scheduled a time to look at it and made sure she knew to be there.

When I showed up, she had left to go to lunch on purpose so she could take a free long lunch. I asked her manager to call her back in, she refused.

I diagnosed she was out of space, and emptied her bin.

That did not end up going well.

She was furious, Her boss was mad. My boss was pissed that it happened but considered it reasonable since she refused to be there.

I spent the better part of 4 hours undeleting deleted recycle bin contents which is WAYYYYYY harder than undeleting deleted files. They're already UUID's and bringing them back into existence will not put them back in the recycle bin, all that meta is gone.

[-] sleen@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Project designer: the project function is self explanatory.

User:

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 hours ago

I asked her what the fuck she was thinking later in the process. She knew that files weren't supposed to be there She just thought it was a good idea, and was very defensive borderline offensive about being able to store files wherever she wanted.

My first inclination was she was just putting non-work-related stuff in there so that her manager would never see it. But no, there were hundreds of megs of work related stuff. I recommended she not store the 500 megs of personal digital camera fodder on what computer if she was that tight on space. Hard drives of this era were only a handful of gigs large. She just flipped out some more demanded a bigger disc. I had a private consult with her manager and mentioned that We could get a bigger desk but it was going to come out of her budget. She declined.

A year later we did SOX compliance and as part of that we deleted emails over 3 months and deleted any recycling bin data over a month old. I made sure her manager noted this and that it would delete her preferred file storage and never heard another word out of them.

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 18 hours ago

Well duh.
It is a recycle bin after all.
The thoughts will be reused at some point for something new /s

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 11 hours ago

Apparently ISO 8601:2000 allowed YY-MM-DD, but the 2004 version does not.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 36 minutes ago
[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

> says SSD
> shows a symbol of an HDD

> MFW most people don't care because they understand the nuance of communication except for me

[-] Visstix@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

That's clearly an ipod

[-] Manalith@midwest.social 7 points 12 hours ago

Actually it says SDD. Must be referring to those SeaGate hybrid drives, but even those are referred to as SSHD, so I'm at a loss for what they mean.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 hours ago

So i not the only one who misspells. Cool!

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 102 points 1 day ago

I often catch myself using Downloads to store a very suspicious quantity of files.

[-] okr765@lemmy.okr765.com 40 points 23 hours ago
[-] GreenMartian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 19 hours ago

You're a massive du -sh

[-] marlowe221@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Linux or Windows… doesn’t matter. Downloads is where I. Will find it.

[-] marsza@lemmy.cafe 46 points 1 day ago

Yes. Downloads is the way.

If you want to make yourself organize better, set up a cron to remove all downloads older than 7 days 😳 then you’ll be efficient—and probably have nightmares.

[-] ScintillatingStruthio@programming.dev 21 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

No,I'll just disable the cron job before it executes and forget about it.

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[-] shnizmuffin@lemmy.inbutts.lol 29 points 21 hours ago

Anyone who uses YYMMDD instead of ISO 8601 needs to be fed feet first into a wood chipper.

[-] absentbird@lemmy.world 22 points 20 hours ago

ISO 8601 is YYYYMMDD (or YYYY-MM-DD in extended format)

Are you really going to wood chipper someone for leaving off the leading 20? I think we can safely infer the century and millennium with a high confidence, why not trade them for two extra name characters?

[-] 5C5C5C@programming.dev 8 points 16 hours ago

I recently had an accountant file something for the IRS that was dated as expiring in 1940 when it should've been 2040. I had to catch it myself after reading through 70 pages of dense forms before it was sent off, and I could've easily missed it.

Digital records have existed long enough now that it's downright irresponsible to leave off the century for anything where having an accurate date might even slightly matter.

[-] absentbird@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

The exact date of creation is usually preserved in the filesystem, we're just talking about what to name the documents themselves. The filename should be short and to the point, it gets truncated if it's too long, and on windows you only have 260 characters for the entire path to the file plus the name.

[-] 5C5C5C@programming.dev 5 points 15 hours ago

If two characters are hurting your 260 character limit then you have other more serious problems to contend with.

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

So, was the time of murder 20th of October 2021 - 1:25 PM or 21st of October 2020 - 1:25 AM?

Depending upon that, you may/may-not have an alibi.

[-] absentbird@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

We're just talking about the filename, the exact creation time is tracked by the OS. Plus I'd imagine most documents also have a time and date inside. The file name is mostly for sorting and human readability.

[-] shnizmuffin@lemmy.inbutts.lol 21 points 20 hours ago

As an old person who has archives dating back to the 90s, yes.

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

nah sideways

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[-] nymnympseudonym@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago

If you call the bottom picture a "Data Lake" you can IPO and walk away with millions

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 11 hours ago

Time series

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