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[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 65 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If he could end it without putting Ukraine in a position where it had to concede its territory to the aggressor, had to in a way validate Putin's vision of greater Russia, but instead could really stand up to Putin, something we haven't seen but maybe this is the opportunity, to make it clear that there must be a ceasefire, there will be no exchange of territory, and that over a period of time, Putin should be actually withdrawing from the territory that he has seized

So he'd have to be living in a different universe where Russia isn't winning the war and has a reason to concede anything.

Also, he wanted to throw you in prison, Hilldawg.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 44 points 5 months ago

Liberals can't even pretend to be in opposition to him half the time

[-] huf@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago

here's how trump can become presidential: demonstrate real belief in the Triumph of Will.

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

If he managed to do that he'd deserve the prize tbh. I would unironically read Art of the Deal at that point.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

What I'm hearing is that Mirror Universe Donald Trump will be getting a Nobel Prize.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 51 points 5 months ago

I'd nominate him if he bombed the White House.

[-] Grapho@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago

Might carpet bomb California, that work for you?

[-] Kopfrkingl@hexbear.net 49 points 5 months ago

Thought I was in fakenews for a second.

[-] MizuTama@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago

I have it blocked and thought the same for a sec lol

[-] someone@hexbear.net 42 points 5 months ago
[-] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago

yea they're all on the same team

also: LMAO yea that's happening russia wins and gives favorable conditions to the country they beat ya sure janet-wink

[-] ea6927d8@lemmy.ml 34 points 5 months ago

Obama got his, I don't see why Trump shouldn't get one.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

fucking kissinger got one

[-] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

Its his turn.

[-] Crikeste@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

Awww is someone scared about their upcoming interview regarding Epstein?

Also, this is the party I’m supposed to be voting for? Mr. ImReallyImportant is in shambles. Robert Reich is SHAKING.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

Robert Reich is SHAKING.

You leave my real life best friend Sam's dad out of this!

[-] Crikeste@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

You tell your homie Sam we’re gonna need another Brat dance Tik Tok from their dad if we’re ever going to save democracy

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

They really need your money

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

We must appologize for Dillary W. TrumBama. We trained them wrong - as a joke. obama-medal

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

what's going on with Alaska

[-] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Trump had the whole Russian delegation black bagged and now they're livestreaming Putin being waterboarded

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

one of my coworkers said something about trump selling putin alaska

[-] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

lmao that would rule

[-] Maturin@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

“Gleefully”

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

~~Today - Trump became presidential.~~

Handles Putin correctly - Trump becomes presidential.

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