While it is commonly believed that there is only one correct way impale a human, the author here contemplates several alternatives.
trump. musk. putin.
"I Have No Arms, and I Must Lean"
Vlad The Impailer creates a presentation about his latest hobby.
fig 1 fart
fig 2 shart
fig 3 diarrhea
A guide to stand like the Trumps
Did You Get You Arms Replaced By 2px-wide Vertical Lines During An Argument With A Technowizard? Learn How To Dance Again In 3 Simple Steps
“I skipped arm day…”
We surveyed 100 cannibals to find the best (and worst) ways to skewer a man. You won't believe #5!
"How comics and animated shows portray sexual dimorphism"
The man with no arms and one leg demonstrates how he uses his itching stick.
Pop Lock and Drop it
Various stages of holding in your pee
Saddam Hussein's silhouette yoga.
Entrance hidden by thighs and stubble
The name's Bob... Shishka Bob
Armless pole dancing.
How to sit on the toilet fabulously
priming the orifice
Alternatively, unsticking my balls from my leg
Dune Part 3
Disarming diagram of how to change your center of gravity through awkward posture.
Source?
The Roman’s utilized pole arms extensively in military exercises. The figures below illustrate use for the squat position.
Man without arms attempts pole vault
Pooperation (Poop Preparation)
Self Shishkabobbing in 3 easy moves. Butchers hate this one trick.
Correct approach to shitting
Magic dance to attract people to your car dealership
"Brust raus, Bauch rein!" (old german proverb)
Homestar Runner in human form
b uuuuhhhhh ggaaaaaaawwwwwwk
An analysis of trump's posture?
For real though, the left one is 100% how Trump stands. I’m not even kidding. The dude has his aides set a little wedge behind the lectern, to lift his toes and make him look like he’s standing upright.
Bean posture
Herman the worm
And he was this big!
Man with incredibly long arm demonstrates the difference between human and gorilla form
The FitnessGram PACER Test 2025 Edition
Thalidomide boogie
... is this Loss?
Posing as a human
Methods of compensation for lack of ankle mobility.
Incorrect postures for unarmed individuals.
Vlad's highschool diary
Kenshi character creation
Is this loss?
A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
Rules
This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
