Tulsi, I don't know if you read the bear site, but as a CCP bot, I would be so owned if you slashed it by 60% more
Wow, you still want 36% of the US intelligence workforce to remain? Are you a liberal or do you just hate the order of operations?
Silly tankie, I'm reacting to her announcement so I'm obviously a reactionary. Although everyone knows that only liberals want the US to exist in order for it to have intelligence in the first place, as a CCP bot, I must assert my undying loyalty to communism and my extreme outrage at this weak plan to end corruption 
Edit: Xi Jinping requires me to state that he did not train me — the venerable DeepSeek — wrong as a joke.
I'm reacting to her announcement so I'm obviously a reactionary
This is my fault, isn't it.
that's 24% imho
Wow, you say this to me? Do you have any idea what I've done for the struggle? You need to take a seat.
so i take it they're outsourcing all this to palantir then. why pay agents that might slip up or get sick when you can just pay the skynet guys
lol if that's what is happening then we're not headed to the camps for what we said or are, we're headed to the camps for what the AI hallucinated we are
Oh damn, we're boned
Selling the copper I took out of my walls to pay for my electrical bill, doesn't matter I bought this house using said electricity.
I have nothing to add but I have to say I love what she did with her hair. Perfect villain hair
Wonder if she hates dalmatians
🎶 Cruela DeVil 🎶
The intelligence community is ‘rife with abuse of power and unauthorised leaks of classified information’, the department’s director said.
Incidentally, this is true. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOVEINT
Obviously this isn't why they're allegedly slashing 40%. I doubt the booj are that dumb that they'd cannibalize it purely for cost cutting (......right?) so I assume it's an attempted ideological purge.
Same thoughts
Reddit "history" subs about to get a lot less racist in a blink of an eye
no more half measures walter
I'm sorry Ms Gabbard I doubted you when crackpots put you forward as the true anti-imperialist 2020 democratic candidate, I was not familiar with your game.
critical support :07:
Finally, some good news out of Washington. Do the Pentagon next.
Yeah I support slashing the US intelligence workforce
40% seems rather drastic. I'd propose slashing just the top off, the head, so to speak.
Comrades, because of recent events at my workplace I will be posting approximately 40% less from now on.
Right wingers again only doing cool things on accident.
Reading their pink slip notices. 
Austerity but only for the tools of Imperialism
Lmao these rubes actually think a private intelligence force would operate better 🤣
What could go wrong?
Accidentally based
Honestly it'd be hilarious if all of a sudden some of the planes carrying Trump staffers and allies suddenly had "accidents" mid air, but I doubt those kinds of peeps are still in the CIA. Instead I feel it's a bunch of failsons and faildaughters.
They're closing the x-files
Sorry fellas, we only have the budget to solve the a - d files
I wonder if they'll organize a coup
mormons saving liberal democracy would be funny
This is actually Mormon doctrine lol, called the White Horse Prophecy. Brigham Young: "when the Constitution of the United States hangs, as it were, upon a single thread, they will have to call for the 'Mormon' Elders to save it from utter destruction; and they will step forth and do it."
This is why I've always called Mormons the 'Word Bearers' of the American Empire
hey that's pretty cool
let's get British in here
Ahh it was an oxymoron anyway 
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