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[-] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 42 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I adore the meme that Patel's FBI fabricated those texts between the alleged Kirk shooter and his partner. Just the fact that they've done such a poor job gaining public trust that a bunch of people watching the story ended up like "Okay, I wouldn't have thought the FBI would fabricate evidence like this before, but Kash Patel has utterly convinced me that they fabricated these texts. Look how conveniently they answer every single outstanding question for the investigation and sound like they were written by a 40 year old federal agent and not a college kid from Utah."

It's objectively fucking hilarious. Especially if the texts are actually real.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 25 points 3 weeks ago

It's comical how stupid they think people are, and reprehensible how some people are dumb enough to gobble it up

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 13 points 3 weeks ago

Have you met Trumpers?

[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 1 points 3 weeks ago

They think people are stupid because they themselves are stupid.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Oh my god I hadn't read them before but those are 100% faked wtf. The only time I've seen a zoomer talk like that is when they're mocking or imitating older people.

Yeah no they're fucking wild. Oh yeah let me just text my partner telling them the location of a note that I totally made admitting to doing it but that I planned on never telling anyone. A letter mind you that was apparently destroyed but not before taking a picture of for fucking posterity I guess? Oh and remember how I was engraving bullets the other day? That thing that you were presumably there for if I'm asking you if you remember.

[-] ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago

Wut?? Do you have a link? I searched but only coming up with a fox new video seems unrelated. Must be behind the curve on this story I haven't seen these texts but that sounds fucking hilarious.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 7 points 3 weeks ago

Jesus Christ is this for real? It's like the AI video they released after Kirk got shot. I'm not normally a big conspiracy person but something is fucking weird here.

[-] killingspark@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

I lost a little faith I didn't even know I had left while reading these weird ass definitely crafted messages

[-] flandish@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

right? i mean the gov fabricated the entire reason for the vietnam war among other things. it’s kind of what a gov does lol.

[-] obre@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

And the Iraq war

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Snowcano@startrek.website 27 points 3 weeks ago

This had my wife knocking on the door and asking why I was laughing in the bathroom.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 14 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

'now you get why I laughed the first time I saw it, baby'

[-] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

Looks legit, I will need nor seek anymore information and will believe this post as truth until the day I die.

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

I don't want to burst anyone's bubble about the otherwise obvious validity of these messages, but it's curious that James Comey has his wife in his contacts as James Comey. Everything else looks totally authentic though, and James Comey is clearly in some hot water.

[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, that’s just short for Mrs. James Comey, in the traditional manner.

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Some people would just use the more traditional shorthand, "Mother."

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 6 points 3 weeks ago

They're both trans, he just is a bit of a dick and left her dead name as the contact. She was once James Comey and he was once Jane Comey, but after marriage they both transitioned. I'd be curious to see if she changed his dead name as well.

[-] jontree255@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Patel perpetually looks like he shit his pants.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

He does so in solidarity with Dear Leader

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

You would, too, if you were that grossly under qualified

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

With his standard combination of surprise, fear, and nausea I'd say he looks more like someone else just shit his pants.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Kash Patel has all the charisma of a full bottle of cum.

[-] dumbass@aussie.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago

Kash has the look of a kid after their parent found their poop draw.

[-] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

See what happens when you have a podcaster in charge of an important position? We get clickbait for news. 😂

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Aw so nice that they gave him a jacket that says FBI and everything

[-] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

You can get one from Spencer's. It just says Federal Booby Inspector.

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

At this point Federal Booby Inspector has more prestige.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

I think it was Female Body Inspector tbh

[-] dan69@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Okay now leak the Epstein files..

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

If patel wasn't director of fbi, he'd already been deported by racist ICE agents.

[-] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

They are at the stage where like Trump, they just aren't being held to any standard that would be expected of others.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago
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