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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago

"Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up!"

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Honestly the right answer tho.

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

something something cotton eye joe

[-] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

"Get ready for the sickest breakdown you ever heard!"

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

OPEN UP THE FUCKING PIT!!!!!!

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

🎺🎺 pick it up pick it up pick it up🎷🎷

[-] mickey@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

OP said wrong answers only.

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

🎵'cidin in the rain, genocidin' in the raaiinn what a glorious feeeelling I'm killing again🎵

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

When you've casted a mount spell in World of Warcraft, but because of the high server latency, the actual mount appears 1000 milliseconds later, making it look like you've just mounted the air.

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

They added crouch walking to the fourth game.

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Then that damn chicken started doin one of these!

[-] Chana@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

It's you showing the kids your ska dance in 50 years

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 12 points 2 months ago

Former president Joe Biden in the depths of his dementia believes he's currently skateboarding.

"Look ma' I can ollie!"

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Quirked up white boy busts it down sexual style, is he goated with the sauce?

[-] Nopeace@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Skibidi biden

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago
[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 months ago

Ya' get down the fiddle, and ya' get down the bow...

[-] groKKK@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Dancing on the graves of white South Africans

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 months ago

Oof ouch my prostate

[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago
[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

President shows his youth and vigor by showing off new break-dance set.

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

The Last Crackkker being deported to the great pacific garbage patch -2030 colorized

[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Well here I am, doing everything I caaaaaannnn!

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Captain America (old) trying to do a heroic crouch landing when his knees suddenly give out.

[-] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

Won't you take me with you to Funkytown?

[-] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Listen here Jack it's just a jump to the left and then it's y'know the thing to the thing and Jack you'd better see those hands on your hips and so y'know we're gonna just come on and bring it in tight

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

This will always be Backwards Long Jump after I saw a similar meme getting around

[-] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

he's about to do that hovering shuffle step meme dance: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iO2_rwYSUaw

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

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[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Thinking about them corn pops

[-] doleo@lemmy.one 5 points 2 months ago

STOP!

scammer time…

[-] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

joe brandon showing off his athleticism

[-] Lenins_Sabocat@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 months ago

🎵 Oh, I went down South for to see my Sal Singing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day 🎵

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago
[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago
[-] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

That moment right before you rip the most relieving fart

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

magic-conch-shell

Here comes Blunder Biden on the invisible tricycle!

[-] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

Gotta love crowdkillers

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