Hamas, please, I beg of you - please consider the comedic opportunities being afforded to you this week
iron dome patriot missile intercept
Head from an Israeli call that iron dome.
an opportunity for something very funny to happen arises
:hamas-trollface:
Not only is he the third black president, Biden is also the first Jewish president. Suck eggs Bernie
Who’s the second?
It goes Clinton, Obama, then Biden
"We're cutting down the tall trees, Jack"
if hamas do a funny here it would be the best moment of the 21st century without question
Death to America
Hamas pls
hamas do your thing!
Call me crazy but maybe this will stop the Israelis from cleansing Gaza. It's not a good look to do war crimes while the boss is visiting.
Like, not for good, but maybe it'll buy some time.
He fucking loves war crimes, though. Going to Israel as a US president and not getting to see war crimes is like going to the zoo and not getting to see the elephant.
Does Hexbear have a “Hamas please” emoji yet?
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