Hang on a minute, baby, someone is wrong on the internet.

You shut your dirty whore mouth

There are virtually infinite things to shit on us Americans for, and most of them deservedly so. But this one ain't it.

Give me peanut butter and chocolate or give me death.

I'll make it even better! Chocolate, peanut butter, and a sprinkle of salt

This and avoiding taxes are the reasons why your tea is in the harbor

Deep-fried Reese's cups. You know you want it. You want to dip them in strawberry jam, and top them with whipped cream, and a chocolate sauce drizzle. It's okay, we won't judge you.

You also want chocolate-coated grilled peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with mint chocolate-chip ice cream. Just... try it. We won't watch. Just the one time.

Counter point - Justin's dark chocolate peanut butter cups 🤤

Idk how other countries do peanut butter, but ours is usually sweetened. Goes great with candy, dessert, acai bowls, milkshakes, pancakes, crepes, etc. etc

Then there’s the Elvis Presley burger… Though I haven’t tried it so I won’t knock it😆

The same idiots that say this are the ones who think Nutella is some transcendental ambrosia even though it's more palm oil than either hazelnuts or cocoa.

To whom it may concern:

Please be advised that your meme will be slathered with creamy peanut butter and drizzled with melted chocolate. Afterwards, you may immediately go and pound sand.

Should you decide to spread this misinformation further, we will be forced to place a bounty on you. When you are captured, you will be taken to Hershey Park and doused with Hershey’s chocolate syrup in front of many peanut  butter & chocolate lovers.

For good measure, the public will be armed with crunchy peanut butter balls dipped in milk chocolate if you attempt to escape (dark chocolate covered peanut butter balls sold separately).

Sincerely,

The American Committee for Chocolate & Peanut Butter Advancement

and

The Reese’s Foundation

Whoever wrote this is wrong and they know it.

That's typically Dutch though

Peanut and choc you said?

I'm a peanut hater so peanut anything with anything is a no no

I dunno about that, but I do know Reeses cups taste bad. Too much sweet and salty.

I’ve executed drone strikes in 3rd world countries for less than the absolute anger this post makes me feel

Woah Woah Woah. I'm Canadian and peanut butter and chocolate is also a thing here. Peanut butter may be my favourite thing. Why am I catching strays?

When I was a kid, my family went to go visit some extended family in rural southern France. It was going to be over Halloween, and since the French don’t celebrate it, we brought some American Halloween candy for them to try. To our surprise, they loved it, especially the Reese’s cups. We had expected them to find it gross, since they had much higher quality chocolate in Europe.