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submitted 1 month ago by Awoo@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

ALL MY APES GONE negative

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[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 61 points 1 month ago
[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

Oh god dammit this would've been perfect.

[-] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

I actually read your post like that so it was already perfect in my mind catgirl-peace

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Incredible post

[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

Jfc don't "invest" your retirement fund into the kiddie casino, you deserve it and worse

[-] leftAF@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Where's the best place to sell this crap nowadays? I haven't looked at my inventory since 2018. Apparently my hydroponic AK was worth 10K 3 days ago lol

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Apparently my hydroponic AK was worth 10K

Wtf get that bag

[-] SickSemper@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Uhh how much is it worth today?

[-] NotALeatherMuppet@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah everyone loves that one. Sorry don't know the best way to turn it into real money; think there's always a third party taking a cut

[-] whogivesashit@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 month ago

I just sold all my stuff on csfloat. There's like a 5% or lower fee depending on how much you sell, but I felt like the experience was very smooth

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

digital scarcity is not real

digital commodities have no value

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

And they doubly have no value because it's skins on a weapon, you don't get a boost to accuracy or do more damage with them, it's totally worthless!

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

The original NFT

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I invested my 401k into this game, now my skins are worthless

lmao sucks to suck, dumbass

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

cs:going bankrupt

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

to be fair to them in a sane country (china probably) there'd be laws against that sort of "investment" of a person's retirement

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago
[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

lmao. Good luck my guy. Also that pfp is a pudgy penguin (an nft). Bagholder

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

There's actually a lot of Chinese investors in the cs2 market afaik. Probably to evade laws.

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Valve is reaching Xi levels of corruption busting

[-] NotALeatherMuppet@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

My unboxed knife, which was going for $115 last week, is down to $55.

As a normal person who did not treat pixels as real assets, I will now take the time to laugh at gamers stupidpol farquaad-point

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

That's actually a great change, hopefully people will stop playing Counter-Strike as a meme stock / crypto platform and go back to treating it as a fucking game

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Hey remember when counter strike was about pwning noobs on de_dust and not stonks?

[-] Blep@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago
[-] gaystyleJoker@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

honestly i remember when all of this started with tf2 hats, this has been a long time coming

[-] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Should have invested in the Roblox Economy probably

[-] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Should have bought more slurp juices for their AKs if they didn't want to value to go down smh my head

[-] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago
[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

No this is csgo

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago
[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Objectively good change

[-] YeltsinHitByABus@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh no! Anyways...

Unrelated but I've lost most my retirement fund and my children's college fund. Anyways, gonna go put my remaining money in TF2 skins.

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just made like $90 selling my 2 coverts (were worth $10~ before).

Now I can buy an entire brand new AAA game

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Moidialectica@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

GOOD change

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago
[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago
[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago
[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Sounds like a skill issue

[-] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Words and emojis combined cannot properly articulate how hard I just laughed. It's like michael-laugh but from deep within my soul

[-] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago
this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2025
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