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[-] accideath@feddit.org 55 points 2 months ago

I strongly suspect, I wouldn’t like whatever „music“ anon listens to either

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

I feel like they'd say their favorite genre is "anime soundtracks"

[-] scytale@piefed.zip 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

To be fair, there ARE great anime soundtracks out there. They get actual bands/musicians to make them. But yes, anon probably has shit taste in music.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Ther's Yoko Kano, Nujabes, Tsuneo Imahori... people like that...

... and then theres 192 bpm J-Pop song #4838573.

And then of course there's Jojo, where... basically half or more of the characters just are named after, or a pun on classic rock bands or songs.

Whole wide spectrum out there, but there certainly is a lot of formulaic slop.

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[-] glimse@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I definitely agree (RIP Nujabes)

More of a joke about someone calling "anime soundtracks" a genre because they're musically uncultured. I don't even like The Doors lol

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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 2 months ago

Probably just a soundtrack of assorted hentai moans.

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I can't believe people are still disparaging gooncore as a genre in 2025 :^(

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 2 months ago

The mosh pits are too sticky.

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[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 9 points 2 months ago

Well they're on 4chan so they probably listen to death grips and neutral milk hotel.

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[-] brownsugga@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

CIA funded circus music, lol. It all makes sense now

[-] semisimian@startrek.website 28 points 2 months ago

Hey man, let's take some poorly written beat poetry and put it over mediocre guitar compositions. Then we can take a talented keyboardist but make him play the shittiest sounding electric organ. And we can make sure the recording makes it all sound like a cat and some tin cans in a dryer.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm partial to talented keyboardists playing shitty sounding electric organs myself. Shoutout to Deep Purple.

[-] accideath@feddit.org 13 points 2 months ago

There are far too few shitty sounding electric organs in modern music.

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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Didn't Jon Lord use a Hammond organ? One of the best sounding instruments ever.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yes but after amp and distortion it sounds like a cyber cabaret church and I love it. He also used an electric harpsichord for some songs, another awesome sounding instrument

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

A hammond tearing through a Marshall stack is a statement.

Pinhead anon has no talent.

[-] Substance_P@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Absolutely, one of the best organ grooves in my opinion came from Jon Lord's Hammond C3 organ on "Lazy", specifically from the album Made in Japan. Boomer gold!

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[-] Twongo@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago

the organ is what makes it good for me :'(

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

I guess that's literally what she said.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Yeah but you gotta do a bong rip as a big Midwestern storm approaches while listening to riders on the storm

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago
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[-] Deme@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 months ago

I'm going to have to steal that first line for describing the next thing I suspect of being funded by the CIA.

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Don't ever shit talk The Doors

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I appreciate this post, as I hate the Doors.

[-] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago

Hey man, don't slam the doors.

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[-] Tabooki@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Still better than anything with autotune.

[-] FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

The vast majority of songs these days use autotune, you just can't hear it because it's being used properly to fix when the singer is slightly off key.

The "autotune" sound only happens when the artist is purposefully singing off key.

[-] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Almost true. The "autotune effect" only appears if you dial the knobs all the way up when setting up the effect. But you are correct that properly used autotune is pretty much not noticeable.

Using autotune also does not automatically make you a bad singer. T-Pain is very known for the autotune effect he uses on his vocals, but he is an amazing singer even without using it.

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[-] AEGIS2317@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago

I love the doors, but this gave me a good laugh

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago

Yeah the Doors had great songs and long shit songs, like every band.

The Beatles had long shit songs, Led Zeppelin, Kanye, Gustav Mahler...

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 months ago

Which long songs by Pink Floyd are shitty? 🤔

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[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
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[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

That's what they used to say about The Doors way back then, too.

[-] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Im sure the creeps on 4chan would love all these older musicians if they took the time to read about them, and how they were basically all abusing kids

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