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stuck at work on a double and so many dicks in uniforms and ppl sucking off the troops FUCK OFF

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[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I saw the flags at half mast today and was wondering which right wing propagandist got their shit blown smoove off. I thought maybe they got Ben Shapino this time.

[-] roux@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago
[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Wait, isn't it armistice day? I mean, I heard it commemorates those who died in WW1, though it does have the risk of sucking off the troops, for the war effort dead-dove-1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veterans_Day dead-dove-2

Are you fucking kidding me? dead-dove-3 nkrumah-baffled

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

The original holiday was to celebrate the end of WWI, which (at the time) was thought to be the war to end all wars. But then wars kept happening because it turns out 1918 wasn't the end of history lol.

[-] Red_October@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah they forgot about the rest of the world again when they said history ended after the collapse of the Soviet Union.

Main character syndrome to the max on that one.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

You know, "fake ass holiday" would be a great name for a new holiday.

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

A holiday celebrating all our BBL-endowed sisters (and brothers?)

[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

I gather it's War Criminal Day? Enjoy this article in Maoist Standard English about how the line "the troops are just victims of poverty" is a myth.

Archive.org is blocking my VPN so I can't see it anymore, but I have it bookmarked.

https://archive.ph/2x19K

[-] QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Archive.org is blocking my VPN so I can't see it anymore

You mean archive.ph is blocking you? If so, it's not working for me either even without a VPN or when using a mobile carrier. I don't know if it's the problem with what DNS servers are being used again or even if it may have something to do with this but I'm curious if anyone else can get it to work.

[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Oh shit :(

I think I downloaded the article. What's a good place I could upload to share it?

[-] QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

I take it the original source is gone now, or otherwise not good to link to? I'm not sure where a good place to upload it to would be, but depending on how long it is, might it be feasible to just copy and paste it as a post here on hexbear? Even if archive.ph/.is/.today is down, you mentioned archive.org in your first comment. That's a completely different (and less useful) site, but the article may have been snapshotted on that one as well.

[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah the site is defunct. I do have the PDF but Hexbear doesn't have PDF uploads. The URL, in the PDF, is "https://anti-imperialism.org/2016/12/08/legionnaires-defeating-the-soldiertasrieaat-rcmhyth/amp/" but the wayback machine doesn't have it.

[-] QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thanks for your efforts to find a way for others to read the article, but it looks like all of this is moot now! I just tried it again and archive.ph is working, along with your original link to the archived article. doggirl-thumbsup

[-] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

I've always wanted to ask someone in the military if it would make a difference to them if the person shooting at them thought it was morally good to do so or if the person was being paid to do it. "Sorry, I didn't want to deal with LinkedIn, and my government has allowed the economic conditions that made military service seem like my only option to not starve to death in a gutter because it funnels people into the military" doesn't seem as if it would fly if another country used it as a rationale to perpetuate imperialism.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

explaining to a dying burger troop that it's nothing personal or ideological, it's just that shooting them pays better than working fast food

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Oh it's veterans day i guess that explains why chud #1 at work had his Navy hat on. lol i heard him say he was on a ship for like 2 years, wow what a veteran

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

you're welcome for your GI Bill education and muscle car. now why do i need to thank them tho?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Salute these shorts you boot.

[-] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Sucks being retail today, I took off today specially so I'd miss all the vets melting down upon me that they didn't get their imperialist booby prize and then the manager would be mad no matter what the fuck I did, 'tamagotchi, why didn't you give that nice customer their coupon', 'tamagotchi, why did you give that customer a coupon, they didn't ask for it', 5s later "YOU SEE DEESE PINS SON!!" plz no.

[fedpost] every troop

Bring back armistice day

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Every year my work makes a big deal out of confirming in advance which businesses we deliver to are going to be closed today and the only shit that's closed is schools and banks. No one gives a fuck about imperialist dogs.

Also on "Columbus Day" (as if that's a real thing) too. We're not even in an Italian-heavy area

[-] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah I celebrate our veterans

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[-] DylanMc6@hexbear.net 0 points 1 month ago

do you prefer veterans who served in noncombatant roles?

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

What bullshit is this fuck the troops

[-] roux@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

wild shitlib comment on hexbear is wild after all the defederating.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

i prefer veterans who leak evidence of other veterans' crimes. HRT is optional.

[-] QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Combatant or not, they're still agents of imperialism, subjugation, oppression. I don't give a shit if they held and aimed the guns used to mass murder hundreds of millions of people the world over or did some paperwork to facilitate that mass murder, they're still complicit and deserve hatred and scorn rather than respect and celebration.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 0 points 1 month ago

what if you get a job as a cook and "accidentally" give all the troops dysentery

[-] QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

There are always hypothetical edge cases, sure. So while we're considering those, I'd look even more favorably on a cook who "accidentally" fed the CO's (and as far on up the chain of command that would eat it) a hefty order of fatal botulism.

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