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The red and blue lines are actually parallel. But our breins don't perceive them that way becaus auf chemtrails.

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[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 26 points 1 year ago

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

He’s like a science Jedi. “I’m not stealing your wallet, it’s the chem trails making you see that”

[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

We live in a glorious age of information!

[-] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

What lines? I just see four incomplete white triangles.

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago

Actually they are parallel, we just don't have the depth perception to tell from an image as flat as the earth

[-] fastandcurious@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Brave of you to assume they know what parallel means

[-] Kben@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

Idiot,its because the earth is flat its making the lines look unparallel.You conspiracy fools are insane

[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

No it's because of the globists and there secret vault made in the 60s hiding all the cheese with cheese the lines look parallel because of the ventroxmine in the cheese and the efps

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Dude, think for just a minute please. How can the earth be FLAT if we already know it's AN EGG? Seriously you conspiracy theorists...

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That's why I can see the parallel lines. My tinfoil hat keeps me from being affected by chemtrails.

[-] sndrtj@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

This was a seriously good shitpost. Had me for a second.

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

What are you talking about, there is no lines!! Just triangles

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