Then I'd be an E.U. citizen? Fuck yeah! Give me two months of vacation!

Tuscan farmer: that's strange, I don't remember there being a meth lab there...

So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.

Also we lose Sicily and their awesome food and women but we get to keep Sardinia, where the best food is cheese with worms and the best women are one meter tall with moustache.

Bad deal man.

Putting the Vatican below the Bible belt is going to be a disaster

NO GOD PLEASE NO

Being in the EU is like the one good part of the Italian government, if you take that out I guarantee we’ll somehow manage to be even worse neighbors than Florida

I live in Georgia USA I've been to FL way too many times Europe doesn't deserve this.

NOBODY wants Florida.

Trade Offer:

You receive: Alligators, Meth

You Give: Debt, Mafia

No

Why is Italy a penis?

Florida attached to Europe looks mildly like a penis.

Yes, because the food would be better.

I really don't know who the biggest losers are in that trade.

Yes! I don't want Florida in europe!

What happened to Corsica, did it sink?

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That would be awesome.. A Mecca for rednecks/Republicans replaced by walkable cities, a nice countryside, vibrant communities, lovely cafes, and awesome pizza. When does the work begin lol

Well thank you, but no thank you.

We got enough conservatives as it is.

Sincerely

Your would-be neighbour

Well you see, Florida would have to adapt to EU rules or lose all the EU funding.

And we don't tolerate POS like DeSantis.

So give it time, and it will all settle like it is now.

Corsica is now under the sea

It's the perfect plan

An absolute downgrade. No sane person would ever want Fl*rida to replace Italy

As someone that lives in Florida, would we go over to Europe or do we stay here in the new Italian location?

Some weird choices there with Sardinia and Sicily