Step one in the PR-playbook: blame it on previous management
Step two: Change nothing.
Step 3 - find another child patsy
Step 4 - Profit.
No question mark necessary this time.
Counterpoint: Pin it on Uncle Joe, that piece of shit
Grandpa Joe
The heck did I get Uncle Joe from
Thanks, Biden.
They didn't die; just temporarily disfigured and permanently traumatized.
Violet totally died.
No one cares about Violet.
They didn't die though?
Mike Teevee might have some fatal complications after the Taffy puller.
Not to mention Violet going to the blueberry press
And the garbage incinerator may or may not be on
For some reason wonkas voice sounds like rick Sanchez in my head here
“Aw jeez”
Yeah, gotta love those 'someone had to take the blame' situations.
I'm still waiting on the world to realize that dude was diddling those kids, but y'all aren't ready to hear it.
Edit: See?
You mean the oompa loompas? Those aren't kids. I don't think... 🤔
I think canonically they're their own species.
Don't make your pedo fantasies the world's problem.
Well, I'm not waiting for the world to realize it. That dude was clearly up to no good.
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