Who the fuck is 11-15??? Only a complete masochist leaves the girls belted in for sleep.
leaves the girls belted in
If I'm ever in a relationship again, I'm finding a way to drop this line. That's hilarious.
If I’m ever in a relationship again
I could learn from that optimism.
Definitely went with 14 or 15 when I was breastfeeding, because the girls tended to leak. Nobody wants to sleep in sheets that smell like sour milk.
20, why would I get all dressed up just to go to bed?
I guess no one wears night gowns anymore.
20 at home, 18 when away.
Most women don't sleep in bras. Or as I call them "titty jail".
Hell my wife takes hers off as soon as she gets home with this weird yoga magic trick thing where she never removes her shirt. I swear it breaks physics.
Yes I know the trick and can remove a bra without taking my shirt off in about 7 seconds.
I don't know how we learn this. But it's just something we figure out and perfect at some point.
My life progression so far.
We want a 1 in the streets, but 20 in the sheets.
20
Stop denying yourselves over shame.
10 is unhinged
List is incomplete. It seems to assume a relatively warm climate or expensive use of night-time home heating.
Thus: Long sleeves. Underwear under long trousers perhaps for sanitary purposes, but possibly for comfort.
There's probably also a few people who have socks they wear to bed if not also blindfolds or old-timey nightcaps, but I get why those things aren't in this graphic. Lack of long sleeves is more of a head-scratcher.
Solution: more blankets. Where I grew up we had regular frosts all through winter, but I never really went with anything more than 18. 2-3 blankets and a thick duvet does a lot for keeping you warm.
Yeah except it gets that much more difficult to get up when everything around you is fucking freezing.
20
20
Nice try, FBI.
20 lol
1
Nice try FBI. You're never getting my feet pics
2
My wife does 15
3 or 18 for me, depending on the day
20 unless I am too exhausted to shower before bed, then it's 3.
5!
Missing the difference between 8 and 9?
Briefs versus bikinis for the ladies.
18 doesn't matter if it's hot or cold. Oh and also the fan running on high.
I'm #1!
18 at home, 20 when with homies
But with your socks still on, right?
Right?
1 cuz that's what i wear while i'm home
I sleep in an old t-shirt and boxers. Is that 2, 3, or 4?
17
#2, but its bad because thats also most of my days as well.
Sometimes 1, most of the time 20.
I was 1 last night.
Depending on mood and temperature, 1 6 7 16 17 18
Huh, depending on my mood and the temperature, I'd say I'm a 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
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