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[-] liran@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Who the fuck is 11-15??? Only a complete masochist leaves the girls belted in for sleep.

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

leaves the girls belted in

If I'm ever in a relationship again, I'm finding a way to drop this line. That's hilarious.

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

If I’m ever in a relationship again

I could learn from that optimism.

[-] Suru@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Definitely went with 14 or 15 when I was breastfeeding, because the girls tended to leak. Nobody wants to sleep in sheets that smell like sour milk.

[-] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

My wife says it's uncomfortable not having yhem belted in

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[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

20, why would I get all dressed up just to go to bed?

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

20 at home, 18 when away.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My life progression so far.

  • 3 Pre-teens
  • 18 Teens
  • 16 Early Twenties (six pack days)
  • 20 ~24-47 (more like a keg for most of it)
  • 2 in summer 1 in winter From age 47 to today because I moved to Wyoming and sleeping naked gets chilly. Six pack is back, which is nice.
[-] BigBenis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

47

Six pack is back.

Dayum, good for you!

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[-] Colonel_Panic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

We want a 1 in the streets, but 20 in the sheets.

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

I guess no one wears night gowns anymore.

[-] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

20 unless it's really cold

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[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Nice try, FBI.

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] daannii@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Most women don't sleep in bras. Or as I call them "titty jail".

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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

20

Stop denying yourselves over shame.

[-] toofpic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

18 doesn't matter if it's hot or cold. Oh and also the fan running on high.

[-] KawaiiBitch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] treeofnik@discuss.online 2 points 1 month ago

Missing the difference between 8 and 9?

[-] misfitx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Briefs versus bikinis for the ladies.

[-] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 2 points 1 month ago

18 at home, 20 when with homies

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

But with your socks still on, right?

Right?

[-] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago
[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] gladflag@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago
[-] gladflag@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Even feels weird wearing a watch

[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Nice try FBI. You're never getting my feet pics

[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

List is incomplete. It seems to assume a relatively warm climate or expensive use of night-time home heating.

Thus: Long sleeves. Underwear under long trousers perhaps for sanitary purposes, but possibly for comfort.

There's probably also a few people who have socks they wear to bed if not also blindfolds or old-timey nightcaps, but I get why those things aren't in this graphic. Lack of long sleeves is more of a head-scratcher.

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Sometimes when my room is very cold, I sleep with socks on, though the rest usually stays off.

[-] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Solution: more blankets. Where I grew up we had regular frosts all through winter, but I never really went with anything more than 18. 2-3 blankets and a thick duvet does a lot for keeping you warm.

Yeah except it gets that much more difficult to get up when everything around you is fucking freezing.

[-] MinFapper@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

My wife does 15

3 or 18 for me, depending on the day

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

20 unless I am too exhausted to shower before bed, then it's 3.

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

10 is unhinged

[-] Datz@szmer.info 1 points 1 month ago

Where socks?

[-] creature@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Jesus - how do you all sleep at night?!?!??

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

I think Jesus slept more like a T

[-] Beebabe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 1 points 1 month ago

This is the way.

Tried 5 but it got too floppy.

[-] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago

1 cuz that's what i wear while i'm home

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sometimes 1, most of the time 20.

I was 1 last night.

[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

#2, but its bad because thats also most of my days as well.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

1 winter, 2 summer got kid

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