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[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago

He is relating to his fellow Earth humans by showing them a familiar setting which includes such things as oxygen (which he too needs) and light from the same sun he has known since his day of hatching. Perfectly normal.

[-] jdf038@mander.xyz 18 points 1 year ago

Like other humans of the working classes he too enjoys the nourishment from the season sauce known as non sour youngling Raymond's

[-] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 34 points 1 year ago

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[-] db2@lemmy.one 17 points 1 year ago

I know the bot for it isn't here, but good bot.

[-] Tygr@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Real answer is he can’t show any evidence of his back yard. People will sleuth him out.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Im a nobody and I always put up the fake background, even if its absolutely fake as hell. If I'm in the office theres potentially private information up on the whiteboards behind me. If I'm at home thats my private space and thats my business.

Greenscreening yourself is like one of the least weird thing about Zuck.

[-] IronicViking@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I use a startrek next gen bridge photo as my background in teams. No one has complained so far :)

[-] alokir@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"So in order to solve the dependeny issue, I think we should contact the...OMG those readings suggest an artificial quantum singularity, it must be a cloaked D'deridex-class Romulan warbird!! Red alert!"

[-] TheKraKEN@lemmy.one 14 points 1 year ago

At least the barbeque sauce makes more sense this time

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

EXECUTE HUMAN BARBECUE SIMULATION

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

What’s up my fellow humans?

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Lizards can't green screen silly.

[-] BonfireOvDreams@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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[-] Hogger85b@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That could literally be the in joke. "Strange place for suace? Will give them a BBQ next time then"

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

So that the guys at schmoyoho can tune his voice, of course.

[-] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Love that double grill lol probably gets used once a year

[-] redcalcium@c.calciumlabs.com 3 points 1 year ago

As the CEO of a company that run several major social networks, he know the importance of privacy and choose to use a virtual background.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago
[-] db2@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

So he's afraid someone will surprise him with a Kirk paradox.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Dude it was an ad for BBQ sauce. Know how much sweet baby ray paid him for this?

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