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Venezuela's response

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[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 93 points 2 weeks ago

From the makers of the unwinnable jungle war and it’s unasked-for sequel, the unwinnable mountain war comes the brand new unwinnable jungle-mountain war.

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 75 points 2 weeks ago

a ground invasion will be the worst boondoggle since vietnam if not even worse

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 47 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know, arms companies really want to sell weapons

Andruil has pivoted to clothing and walkmans: https://www.andurilgear.com/

[-] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago

agony-deep murder merch

[-] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago

holy shit that merchandise is radioactive

[-] novibe@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 weeks ago

That headphone and device look eerily similar to many many Chinese made products 🤔

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago
[-] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago

the balls to sell their own negative glassdoor review

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[-] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 56 points 2 weeks ago

Hey guys its really important to not support Maduro okay?

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 55 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ground invasion is out of the question, a couple weeks of aerial bombardment, most likely

Chance of actually overthrowing Maduro, 0%

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 52 points 2 weeks ago

Ground invasion is out of the question

We said the same thing about Ukraine back in the day. It seems to me as though the people in charge are incredibly arrogant about what they can get away with. It's not like popularity or approval rating seems to matter a whole lot to them right now

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 46 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

We said the same thing about Ukraine back in the day

Ukraine didn't require a massive amphibious operation, neither did Iraq for that matter, we can't compare apples and the equivalent of a prickly cactus, the geography of Venezuela is a deathtrap for ground forces coming in from the coast, without the Colombian border route open, the US has no chance of a viable ground based assault

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[-] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 weeks ago

Ukraine is flatter than me on Estrogen. It's incredibly easy to just roll on in there.

Venezuela is incredibly mountainous, including its coastline. Even an amphibious landing would be very difficult.

Its a lot of tall mountains, and narrow river valleys. The white guy who named it, called it Venezuela because it reminded him of Venice, Italy.

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ukraine is flatter than me on Estrogen

Advanced topography studies :kelly:

[-] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago

"Incredibly easy" is a bit of an overstatement, iirc Ukraine is muddy as hell in a lot of places, like Siberia.

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[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 54 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

at this point its just a matter of when.

i would bet whenever they find a way to make venezuelans attack first. trump is really doing it.

i hate this shit.

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago

But isn't this effectually a declaration of war?

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 38 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

things start to get interesting when two military vessels exchange ammunition.

i think the key here is how venezuela was trying its best to have this not happen. the us has technically declared war a few times already.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

Gulf of Tonkin incident v2 is just gonna be some fisherman that casts a line within 2 kilometers of a destroyer

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 47 points 2 weeks ago

Didn't the oil fields of America's vassals in the Middle East originally belong to the UK or America as well? I wonder how they're handling this excuse; if perhaps they're making the same mistake of 'Oh America would NEVER invade US! We're their SPECIAL friends!'

[-] footfaults@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 2 weeks ago

In Iran it was British Petroleum. Yes you are correct

[-] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 43 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

im-doing-my-part Do your part on this year's War on Christmas and slap 🇻🇪 flags on all boxes of Yellowcake powell-propaganda mix.

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago

may every soldier of empire die screaming

[-] cyriacaofthenewsun@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Vietnam + iraq = the forever war that finally breaks the back of empire?

[-] TheFermentalist@reddthat.com 12 points 2 weeks ago
[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

~~ableism~~

edit: my bad, I assumed on your use of slur

[-] TheFermentalist@reddthat.com 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

If I take the time to call someone out I should really take the time to make sure it's right, but thanks for being chiller than me

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Wait I'm confused, what did they mean instead?

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

spoilered slur in initialsIt was a different slur, not an ableist one >> "C U Next Tuesday"


[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, thanks (the curiosity was driving me crazy, lol)

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You can click on this button on any comment to be taken to the instance of that comments' author. There you can see words that get caught up in our slur filter as well as comments from defederated instances (in the case the post itself is from another lemmy thingy).

edit: The modlog is also open to the public, if you're interested in seeing removed comments and the like

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Most Lemmy instances seem to have a far more lenient slur filter than us, the C-word isn't filtered and far more shockingly m****loid doesn't seem to be filtered by other instances either what-the-hell

[-] TheSovietOnion@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Wow, english is my second language and I genuinely had no idea this word is a slur

[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

It is regional. From my understanding in Australia it is almost a term of endearment, but in the US it is very much perceived as a gendered slur.

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[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

I thought the removed word was the ableist "r-word".

[-] CitizensTyrant@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Does this mean we're in the avatar timeline?

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