Character 1: "La?"
Character 2: "Bu?"
Character 3: "Bu?"
Character 4: "Labubu!"
Then they all dance.
“Because a labubu killed my grandpa, okay?!”
sign me up
absolute whatever
.. say that again
Character 1: "La?"
Character 2: "Bu?"
Character 3: "Bu?"
Character 1: "We are Labubu!"
Then they all dance.
.. say that again
Sorry. I made a necessary edit for narrative purposes.
Remember when everyone shat on the Emoji movie for this kind of thing? 
Look! It's Patrick Stewart and he's the poop emoji!
Yeah and they shat on it because of it being a movie based on Emojis. You could make the exact same movie just change the dressing and people would like it way more and they've been figuring out which dressings are liked mor and which less
Because Chicken Jockey movie make money and they've shown that slop sells.
There's at least two, maybe even three Trolls movies made in the past few years. Yes, based on the ugly little toys from the 90s
Oh god I forgot about those movies. Or blocked them from taking up space in my head or smth
*latest fad
Why?
Because we are only here to suffer, that's why.
The Labubus flash in the pan went poof. So what better to spike at the end of a product line than make a movie.
I will watch the labubu movie, but only if the labubus commit unlimited genocide on hollywood and also the first world.
HOLLYWOOD FIRST. 
THE WESST IS NEXT.
why does everything need a movie?
money laundering
Open a labubu carwash
That too. Lots of money to clean.
it's literally a troll but a funko pop, they probably use the exact same facilities and equipment to make them that they use to make funko pops, I fucking hate everyone
The toy was at least based on a folklore-inspired children's book, so there is the possibility of some form of narrative element baked into their existence.
Now who's excited for the Uno movie?
Because you have heard of it before.
Finally a movie for the Intelligentsia
A counter-revolutionary movie to revolutionary Bee Movie!
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
