https://xcancel.com/GrrrGraphics/status/2005034140627018198#m
He thinks it's not Trump who is protecting the Epstein associates but instead the woman that Trump nominated, who had previously been his defense lawyer in 2020. Somehow Pam Bondi is more powerful than Trump?
I wish Ben would have labeled the tool Pam Bondi is using to hit the sign so that I could figure out what it is
The us capitol building with the Epstein island temple as the dome is absolutely a work of art and I'm so fucking angry I didn't think of it first.
The swamp demon labelled "child trafficking" is one of the most Ben Garrison things I've ever seen. Surprised he didn't label the Epstein snake, or maybe he did and it is called "Bang!"
Also, do you think he has ever actually seen Eyes Wide Shut? Or has he just heard other people describe Epstein shit as "Eyes Wide Shut parties" and go from there?
"shut their wide eyes" is both appallingly stupid but also somehow far more clever than I would expect from Ben Garrison.
The protected wetlands sign is pretty great satire of the swamp tbh
I didn't think about the water protection thing. Chuds are still pissed about Obama's water protection bill. Trump has been fighting against EPA water protections since his first term. Farmers are pissed that they aren't allowed to dump agriculture runoff into rivers.
It's pig poop BALLS, not pig poop rivers jfc
Where is the inexplicable horniness? Who took our Ben??
His wife. Tina Toon does a lot of the art now. Her style is very 
No horniness because the subject of the cartoon is female.
Bondi looks anime cute in this and not wa wa wee wa my wife!
Me Lord is just and righteous, it's his advisers that are to blame!
Ew, a Garrison comic in the raw? I can only look at these when they’re edited to look like everyone is swimming in cum.
who is snake dude? where are my labels ben 
I think it's Epstein's face on there
You must be mistaken. It's unlabeled, that's a completely normal snake.
The snake’s name is “BANG!”
"Good Tsar, bad Boyars" (Russian: Царь хороший, бояре плохие, romanized: Tsar khoroshiy, boyarie plokhiye), sometimes also known as Naïve Monarchism, is a Russian political phenomenon in which positive actions taken by the Russian government are viewed as being the result of the leader of Russia, while negative actions taken by the government are viewed as being caused by lower-level bureaucrats unbeknownst to the leader. Originating from the Russian Empire, the term has since been used to refer to the leaders of the Soviet Union and post-Soviet Russian Federation, particularly during the rule of Vladimir Putin.
Classic lib shit: take a phenomenon that happens in all sorts of organizations (your offensive coordinator usually gets fired before your coach, who usually gets fired before your GM) and orientalize it.
Yeah, the "the good king and his wicked advisers" thing dates back at least to the peasant uprisings in 1381, predating the Russian empire by hundreds of years.
The swamp monster labeled “child trafficking” is quite the sight. Thanks, Uncle Ben Garrison
or is it the water around it that's labeled child trafficking, like it's wading through the child trafficking swamp
ICE is a form of water
Also really funny that he (or his wife) couldn't work out what to do with regards to the Illuminati, so they just had it be the head of what I presume is a vulture; very natural lmao
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.