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Tough economic times ahead
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Mallory Archer?
“Look at me, chopping ice like a field hand…”
The show is endlessly quotable
The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
— Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress, 1745.
Ahhh, dirty old Ben! He knew a thing or two about seduction and sex. And he never let age get in the way of a good time.
As a scientist, he knew to do his field work.
I'm sure he made sure to have a good sample size to support that quote.
The rate at which he went through French Courtesans alone would have been enough.
A rich old broad just needs to wave a “free rent and game consoles” sign and she’ll have a lineup of hunky college guys
Hahhaha sugar baby is in for one helluva shock when that gmilf passes and leaves everything to a cat shelter.
Well, at lest you got some good blowjobs along the way.
She'll probably leave behind her dentures so he can always recreate the sensation when he misses her.
Onto the next one 🤷
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To be fair that's a mighty fine lady.
Is no one buying his "Get Rich Quick" course?
ngl men dating people their age would be a nice change
cause the situation now is really hammering home that if men could go lower, they would. 20 was the minimum age in that study.
That chart isn't of "how low" the men in the study would go, it the age of the women ranked most attractive by the men in the study. Still isn't great, agreed, but it is talking purely about physical attractiveness.
Here is the chart from the same study about what age ranges the men in the study said they would find acceptable to date. By 28 years old, 20 is no longer within the field.
You just made a lot of assumptions not supported by the science.
All this shows is physical attraction. When shown pictures of random women to then rate the physical attractiveness of.
That's it. Nothing about who these men actually wanted to date. Someone can be very physically attractive to you and you can simultaneously not want to date them.
Someone can be very physically attractive to you and you can simultaneously not want to date them.
Yep, talk to a 10/10, then opens her mouth saying she wants to vote for Trump and completely flaccid. I suspect the reverse also happens.
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men and women can date whomever they want at any age of an adult. its actually sexist to men says they cant.
Eww, I really don't want someone fresh out of high school. What are they going to do with some school girl?
Have sex with them, you dork
Attractive or actually want to date? I’m guessing porn stars are all around that age, but I have trouble believing the average 40 year old guy wants to date a 20 year old. Or maybe they only quizzed the older guys who like to hang out in bars?
I’m over 40 and imagine even 10 years younger would be hard to deal with.
This is ageism. As an also over 40 if you're not making friends and considering romantic partners outside of Gen X you are denying the world and steadily losing touch with society. Enjoy senility if you keep on this bigoted path!
I'm 48 and my wife is 10 years younger. We have been together for 10 years. We are happy together and have enough in common to really enjoy each other's company. We also have enough not in common to be able to give each other space. Milage varies for everyone, for sure, but at least in our case the age difference has meant nothing.
Wait, you would not date me? Really? What do they got, that I don't?!?
(I don't actually want to date a guy, just jealous)
Men age like fine wine
No, most of us eventually turn into vinaigrette. Just toss me into some twenty year old girl's salad when it's my time.
Oof.
I (a man who doesn't date me) personally feel like past five or so years in either direction it tends to rapidly fall off. Look weird and hard to relate to.
I've notived that Yanks are really into this, a meme circulating was that anyone with their age starting with 2 has no business dating anyone with their age starting with 1. Lmao
So you're saying a 200 year old can't date a 100 year old?
Half your age +7 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I dated a girl much younger than me and it was ass. Literally couldn't talk about anything interesting (to me). Dated a way older girl and it was so chill, also best sex I've had. Though if I were to choose (let's be honest, I don't get much choice) I would pick 1 or 2 years younger than me at most
Same! When I was 27 I saw a girl that was 22. After seeing her for two days I just couldn't take it anymore. She was way too immature for me. It felt like I was dating a kid...
To be fair I was also very immature at the age of 22. But I really don't get men who date much younger women.
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Cougars are a recession indicator?
rich old lady as provider
ROLaaS
Why aren't they called sugar mommys?
They are
Don't underestimate Women Of A Certain Age, lads.
Ditto for all you women who want to get pwned...
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I hope she's his grade two English teacher.
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