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Couldn't have said it better (media.piefed.world)
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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 17 points 3 months ago

I'm having a stroke right now.

[-] Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca 14 points 3 months ago
[-] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 3 months ago

Ah, a fresh batch of baby godzillas is ready!

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago

And ten million under way.

[-] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I am high and stroking out bros

[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Call a bondulance!

[-] brap@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I’m glad that’s not just me. I actually thought my brain had failed me again.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 11 points 3 months ago
[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago

Every fucking day if I could.

[-] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

He has such a way with words. Not a good one. But a way.

[-] flamingos@feddit.uk 7 points 3 months ago

!aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

[-] parson0@startrek.website 1 points 3 months ago
[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

Ow my brain.

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I can’t parse that first sentence.

[-] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago
[-] probablymissing@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

do you are have speak english

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 points 3 months ago

Näe jag är inte helt säker på hur man gör!

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Vi dån't use thås lätters bröther

Böt pleas du, Sweden is wönderful

[-] Aufgehtsabgehts@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago

Warum zum Henker hast du einen Kringel über deinem a?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 points 3 months ago

Åh, det är en lingvistisk fråga som en lingvistikprofessor kan besvara.

[-] Herr_S_aus_H@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

Ich habe verstanden was du geschrieben hast obwohl ich mir nichtmal sicher bin in welcher Sprache das geschrieben ist 👍

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 points 3 months ago

Det är svenska! Jag förstår också, på ett ungefär.

[-] jambudz@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 months ago

Quiero dibujarte una polla en la cara.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 points 3 months ago

Låter lite oförskämt

[-] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

Poisend IA posting?

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago
[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 3 months ago
[-] Klear@quokk.au 4 points 3 months ago

Been far even as decided?

[-] mech@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago

Really been far?

[-] silver_wings_of_morning@feddit.dk 4 points 3 months ago

Rockstar clearly haven't been as far as decided to do, and it shows.

[-] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

I'm seriously wondering this about have you aneurysm writer

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

When they did, they will. Until then they do always the time

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

Well, Congratulations!

[-] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

This is just about how my thoughts appear to me after months of outsourced my thinking to LLMs

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 3 months ago

Everyone has ever been as far as like to.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 3 months ago

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

[-] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

Are they saying that we'll have GTA 6 when the PS6 is released?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 points 3 months ago

No they're saying that, Rockstar confirms that GTA 6 is there were once they are did, and that, they became the first ever to have the first as in the video game of that when of PS5 began. Then they end the post by congratulating them by exclaiming "Congratulations Rockstar"!

[-] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

I'm sorry but I feel like I'm having a stroke reading your reply.

Can you dumb down what you've written?

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 0 points 3 months ago

Of course they're going to release GTA 6 once it's done, what else would they do?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 points 3 months ago

Of course they're going to release GTA 6 once it's done, what else would they do?

PlayStation

[-] TomMasz@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

AI? Or a failure of the educational system?

[-] PhoenixDog@piefed.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Just call them American and be done with it.

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

It’s trained on the uneducated so the uneducated won’t have to learn.

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