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[-] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

When I was a kid, I thought this line was a joke

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

It is a joke, just a different kind

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I don't have kids, but if I did, I sure as fuck wouldn't raise them to join the military. I saw though that shit after 9/11.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago
[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Brutal. 😢

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

I have to keep saying this, and I apologize for the repetitiveness, but Republicans can stop all of this at any time. They can fire him, reign him in, anything to stop this.

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yep. But they won't. Go to the conservative subreddit. They are fucking LOVING it.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Those conservative subs are 80% bots. Of course, the 20% that aren't bots are being swayed by it.

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago
[-] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] X@piefed.world 1 points 1 week ago

Some kind of sexually transmitted disease, I’d wager.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

No-one on Reddit is having sex.

[-] djdarren@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

I'm choosing to interpret this as the regular people's kids have armed up and are hunting down Trump and Netanyahu's kids.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

What a better world you're imagining.

[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Raise your kids so they don't volunteer as an imperial enforcer.

[-] andyburke@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

You forgot the kids of the Iranian regime.

For thousands of years it has been like this. The internet showed everyone how it has always worked:

The rich vs. the rest of us.

[-] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I will never understand people who not only actively support the military and soldiers, but want to become a soldier by their own free will...

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

People are heavily propagandized to from a very young age. For example, GI Joe. Hundreds of other examples as well. They want to shape kids that think of the military as good and benevolent.

[-] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Me not having kids and ending my family line with me:

[-] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

While in israel there's a draft, in the US it's voluntary.
Nitpicking but still an interesting distinction.

[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago

I'm very happy I didn't reproduce. For me, the bottom picture is simply a blank space

[-] Teknikal@anarchist.nexus 1 points 1 week ago

I'm thinking a touch more extreme and have the bottom photo bodybags. But yeah I'm one for overkill.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Overkill is the new kill

[-] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yes but everybody will say to them "thank you for your service". Fucking killers for hire.

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The lower class always suffers the most during a war. The MAGA fucks are visiting their private doctors to get a bone spurs excuse.

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

When the rich wage war it's the poor who die.

[-] 20cello@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

What about Iranian children? Furthermore,would you guys (who by the way elected that thing as your president) trade the fate of your children for theirs?

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 1 week ago

Fixed it for you.

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Netanyahu's sons did serve in the Israeli military, although how much danger they were actually in is unknown to me, and Netanyahu himself has extensive combat experience.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

They're not going into this war is the point.

[-] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 week ago

My kids? Have the best show ever, thanks to the US.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

man, you really raised some fucking psychos didn't you.

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