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[-] TonyHawksPoTater@kbin.social 101 points 10 months ago

The limit for him was 412.

[-] GrimSheeper@lemmy.world 63 points 10 months ago

Yeah, RIP that dude but I'm built different

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 43 points 10 months ago

First to 420 nuggies shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome. And I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla.

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 14 points 10 months ago

It will take all the Valkyriar to carry the mortal frame of the one who is worthy... May Bifrost support their most holy mass.

[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago
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[-] Redrum714@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago

Yea that guy is just a lil bitch

[-] vivadanang@lemm.ee 57 points 10 months ago

I get to 15 of a 20 piece and just...ugh. the human digestive tract wasn't meant to endure that kind of disrespect.

[-] Administrator@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

disrespect

That's straight up violence

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I can eat 9-12 if I force myself

I usually don't eat that much

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

You mean endure that much pureed chicken skin

[-] fylkenny@feddit.de 25 points 10 months ago

How long did he take to eat that many?

[-] dudewitbow@lemmy.ml 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Probably took a while unless trained speed eater.

I personally attempted the 100 nugget challenge and the bottleneck for me actually wasn't getting full, it was that your jaw hurts a lot chewing through a shit ton of nuggets. I couldnt even imagine doing over 4x that amount in a sitting

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 32 points 10 months ago

Took a total of zero minutes because that's a 2019 repost from Reddit based on a satire article from 8satire

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/413-chicken-nuggets-eaten/

[-] m3t00@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

ahh man, hate when they source Snopes. Only the best I suppose

[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Just sounds like you need to start training by chewing gum at least 8 hours a day. And none of that Dentyne stuff, you need to find the cheapest pizza shop with the "Pink Gumball = Free Pizza!" gumball machines and chew those. Give it 6 months and 400 nuggets will seem like nothing.

[-] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago

Bazooka Joe has entered the chat.

[-] dingus@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I used to chew gum like 24/7 and then my jaw started clicking and stuff so idk that it would really help your muscles lol

[-] Fraylor@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Hear me out: frozen dubble bubble.

[-] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

Presenting to the emergency room...

[-] SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I love this guy on YouTube. He's like a scientific 1000 ways to die

[-] m3t00@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

oh sure blame the nuggets. poor bastard probably had a syphilitic brain infection

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

When Burger King first came out with the $1.50 nuggets, my two friends and I got 90 between us.

Just 30 of those nuggets was too much. We all felt like shit afterward.

But we did enjoy the fun of asking for 90 nuggets in the drive through late at night.

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

you probably ate a week's worth of salt.

[-] match@pawb.social 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

if you eat that many you'll be ~~homestuck~~

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

It's like a dog whistle for homestucks

[-] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

distant honking sounds intensify

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 10 months ago

Now now.... He was only paralyzed. You could still consume more with assistance after 413.

[-] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Now we know

[-] H2207@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Bro forgot to use the replenish hunger buff from taking a drink ๐Ÿ’€

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago
[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

exactly. the trick is finding the exact bite of nugget that would leave you paralyzed and stopping right before that point

[-] MyFairJulia@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Have you been up eating chicken nuggets all night?

[-] CulturedLout@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

I think I'm blind...

[-] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago
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