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[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Proud of you my son/daughter/offspring.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 148 points 1 week ago

Cold shower? There are no bonus points for effort. Just take a shower if you can.

Extra levels of suffering suck and don't add anything to the experience. Basic self care is a good start. Trying to prove something to a straw man in the mind is silly.

[-] skyline2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 96 points 1 week ago

Probably got the idea from the manosphere. That being said, actually sticking to that particular habit is something to be proud of, and is completely harmless... when you are that low, anything you can be proud of is a win.

[-] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 11 points 1 week ago

the manosphere

What about Seneca? Stoicism? What do they have to do with "the manosphere"?

Cold showers feel great.

[-] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

You're not wrong, but we're talking about pond scum here. I doubt there was much Seneca involved

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

4chan is a bit of a manosphere hotspot. It's why some people's alarm bells are ringing about the nofap-part, too. If we assume that the post isn't actually real (as is common on 4chan), it might even be straight-up manosphere-derived nofap propaganda.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There is some evidence that taking cold showers is materially beneficial. If you don't have some underlying heart condition and can handle them, they're not bad, and they'll save on electricity/gas. The "nofap" thing is what concerns me, since that's a very "manosphere" concept with no middle ground between healthy sexuality and a crippling masturbation addiction (IIRC the former sometimes comes with crazy, unsubstantiated benefits in the fiction of the manosphere).

[-] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 39 points 1 week ago

Sexual shame is used to control people. It's always a big red flag

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[-] rapchee@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

isn't cold water better for the skin? at least it feels like it, when i do it once ever few years

[-] Sirence@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago

Hot water damages the skin barrier. While cold water is better, lukewarm is fine for most people, especially since cold water won't be able to rinse shampoo and other products out of your hair properly.
https://www.mdpi.com/2077-0383/11/2/298

[-] Deme@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

An ice plunge or rolling around in the snow both feel great afterwards. Really gets the endorphins going. The same applies to cold showers, although I usually do that only when I can get back into a 100°C sauna immediately after. That's double the endorphin rush.

[-] Damage@feddit.it 6 points 1 week ago

Yeah I enjoy how I feel after an ice shower or bath, but I hate doing it lol

[-] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

I stick to hot shower + cold hair wash. Perfect for waking up and better for hair care. Win win.

[-] texture@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago
[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You can do it too much. Had an ex fuck up his nerve endings with deathgrip bad enough he couldn't get off in me. Nobody's had trouble before or after so.

¯ \_(ツ)_/¯

but the solution is just do it less and grip less hard.

I also find that while we haven't got to needing to schedule sex yet, hubs and I do have to coordinate when we masturbate to get the best odds of mutual orgasm. His sweet spot seems to be 24-36h. Mine is technically as long as possible but if I try to wait more than a week I start having really surreal wet dreams about lizard people and people I haven't met in over a decade and it resets my refractory period to sometime next millennia.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 26 points 1 week ago

Considering the rest of their lifestyle, there's very little chance that they were masturbating a sensible amount. A period of abstinence is a great way to normalize their masturbation habits.

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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 84 points 1 week ago

You don’t want to do a job interview while being backed up with five days of semen you’ll come in your pants if the interviewer says something nice.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 46 points 1 week ago

If you wear a chastity belt it makes a bullet ricochet noise

[-] gurty@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Interviewer: So, you have an impressive resume…

Interviewee: OH NO… TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

UH OH SPAGHETTIOS

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 15 points 1 week ago

Speaking from experience

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Twist: interviewer is Sharon Stone

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[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 71 points 1 week ago

I feel gross when I skip a shower for a day - I can't comprehend how I'd feel after a month.

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago

I feel gross if I don't brush right after coffee. Can't imagine a month.

[-] cobysev@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

Coffee is acidic. If you're brushing right after coffee, you may be damaging the enamel of your teeth (acid + scrubbing is not a good combination). And it can't grow back; once you've lost it, it's gone forever.

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[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

What must his teeth look like? And his breath smell like? Ugh.

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Old orange Tic-Tac stumps.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 10 points 1 week ago

Every body is different, but generally for most people every 2-3 days tends to be the sweet spot for a full shower with shampoo, conditioner, etc.

Personally, I have greasy hair problems, and I ultimately found that showering less frequently made the biggest improvement of all of the changes I made. I'll generally shower every 2-3 days, and if I do something that makes me sweaty I'll hop in the shower and rinse off without using any product between those every other day showers

On the other hand, for OOP, they're making some big changes and probably need the consistency of every day to help maintain the habit they're building

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

I'm an old guy and have been showering daily since I was young. I feel itchy when I go 48 hours without showering. Never had any significant skin issues.

But there's a pretty big difference between every three days and every month.

[-] brie_cheese@piefed.ca 6 points 1 week ago

some people are so depressed that they kill themselves, being stinky is small potatoes

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[-] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago

Your body gets used to it.

Showering every day is also bad for your skin.

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[-] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 40 points 1 week ago

>job interview is cut short
>they don't call me back
>fallback to cave routine

[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 34 points 1 week ago

Still using 4chan so there's definite room for improvement.

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 15 points 1 week ago

It will hit hard once he wakes up

[-] brie_cheese@piefed.ca 6 points 1 week ago

manifesting this for myself

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