131
Terrifying (hexbear.net)
top 44 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago

Unlike Batman who works on an unlimited budget, the Joker drives a reasonable honda civic. joker-shopping

in one of the DC movies the joker drives a Vaydor G35, which is a kitcar based on the infiniti g35

[-] SerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

Of fucking course it's the Jared Leto joker lmao.

most jokers would either drive something practical like a small van or something like a clown car to play on his bit, only Jared Leto would drive a clapped out jonkler kit car.

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

the jonker drives a renault kangoo van and you can't convince me otherwise

actually possibly a ford transit for bigger crew heists

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

It would be a Fiat multipla he imported to the US illegally.

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

renault cars aren't sold in America, The simpsons drive a kangoo though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk5JNnOfZY4

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Jared Leto is basically "if Big Altima Energy was a person" and the G35 is an Altima with a slightly less shitty interior, so that tracks

How dare you, I drive a SKYLINE with RACING DNA powercry-2

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

A man of the people

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago

I'm Da Jonklr, Beebee. jokah

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

I'm Da Jacker and I am legally obligated to tell you that I have moved into your neighbourhood.

[-] mactan@lemmy.ml 39 points 1 month ago

oh that's the car from Dropout isn't it

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago
[-] cattish@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

Why so Civic?

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

People shouldn't do stuff like this. On haloween I saw a bunch of people dressed like the Joker and any one if thr. Could have been the real guy and id be dead before I knew!

[-] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Don't worry the cosplaying billionare would have come flying from the sky to save you.

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

scared imagine driving and seeing this

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Only a real sicko would drive two car lengths behind and use blinkers in advance of changing lanes.

[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

This is so twisted

[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Honda Civic🤌

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The Joker should drive a vehicle which can affectionately be referred to as a jalopy

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

"Please let me win."

[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

I'm a complete child so this made me giggle a bit but holy shit whoever owns this must be the most insufferable guy. And I'm calling it, they are spiritually a guy regardless of gender. This is guy shit.

[-] djphdk@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Ok, this guy is like 100x cooler than I expected someone with that car would be.

[-] fox@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Yeah he's nothing if not committed to the bit

[-] miz@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

lol I like how he wanted to avoid "I'm da jakker"

jagoff

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Weird Evangelion Unit 01 car decal but hey, Evangelion is a weird show

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

I'd be scared if it's was a Pinto. But it's a Honda.

[-] Dr_Pepper@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Purple and green might be the most sinister color combination

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

so u finally get it... welcome to my sick twisted world. fucker...

[-] rufuscrispo@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

ah, da jkr's trk

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Missing the jokerfied “Baby on board” sticker

[-] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

broke: Baby Driver
woke: Baby Yoda
bespoke: Baby Joker

[-] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

He moved to a new neighborhood in that car

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Western itasha

this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2026
131 points (100.0% liked)

Chapotraphouse

14344 readers
434 users here now

Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.

No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer

Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS