58
Im pan so anyone can apply
(media.piefed.zip)
Credit: Definitely not the YMCA
eee! my meme!
memes are made to be shared comrade
Got you FAM, mb
I think even the prudes are starting to see what a tragedy the demise of Lemnynsfw was, what with the horniness no longer being contained somewhere that they avoid 😄
Oohhh, that makes a lot of sense. It's like a don't horny open inside chain of events. Poor lil fellers.
load more comments
(6 replies)
I didn't come here for the sexy time, I'm asexual.
BUT I just want to point out that the word "pan" short for "pansexual" is kind of amusing because Pan, the Greek god, is a satyr known for constantly chasing that booty.
load more comments
(1 replies)
What do you mean “trend”? Blahaj Zone has been horny this whole time, y'all just aren’t keeping up!
yeah...but that doesn't mean anyone wants to have sex with you guys. it's like highschool all over again.
You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
Infinite edging, that's the game.
It's also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn't matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
load more comments
(1 replies)
load more comments
(2 replies)
I'm always horny.
Application:
I'm nearly at the fitness level I've always wanted to be at and just moved so I know nobody. Now I'm looking to break beds and take names with anything that consents and has a pulse.
Also I'm very detail oriented, great in high stress situations and work well in a team. HMU
horny is why we exist, in general
Flicking beans is back on the menu I guess
Beans are always on the menu in all their forms with Lemmy!
Apply? Just post your address and we'll see if you're even close enough to bother. Flights have gotten too expensive and I'm not riding the bus now that the famous $1 megabus thing is gone.
According to a study I just invented, an increase in horny posts leads to more hornyness and thus more horny posts. This grows exponentially until a meltdown happens and a so called "bean catastrophy" occurs.
Lucky for all of you, I count beans for a living
load more comments
(3 replies)
I can be really horny without help but you're welcome to participate
I'm saving myself for that one lady.
Which lady is that?
Vio- oh. Wait, when did you spawn?
In the words of RHCP:
What I got you gotta get it put it in you!
But I am le tired
So take a nap. THEN FIRE THE MISSILES!
What's the deal with that?
Is it like a trend/narrative being intentionally pushed on lemmy? Or something that just started with one person and spread naturally?
Or just a natural reaction to spring time?
If you ever heard or saw the my sides reaction in 4chan, it was kind of amazing to eventually learn that it was an intentional push by a team. It's not much different than the bronies: first it was mockery, then it was people ironically posting to annoy the mockers, then it was people believing the ironic posts were real, and then it went crazy.
Same here. One poster, violet, suddenly made a bunch of slightly sexual, titillating memes on lemmyshitpost, and now the entire community seems to be mostly hornyposting. I would bet dollars-to-donuts that it's an intentional push to gauge how a community reacts. The people now picking up on it are 'adapting' to the community's response because everyone loves seeing the little notification light up that someone has replied to you.
People (including me), just can't believe that a woman can be horny for hairy orks without provocation. Mind blown, it will fade within some months, and we will find a new thing to shitpost about.
I think it's a reference to Violet08's return. I forget their instance, but can't possibly miss their horny posts.
If you are near wpg. I'm clean and had a vasectomy. Lol. If you have the reciprocating anatomy. 😂
GOONERS UNITE
Oh look, now you're hopping on the horny bandwagon?
Puh-leease, I've been horny since before you were born.
I don't need to have sex to be really horny.
ooh ooh im part of the problem ‼️‼️🤩🙇♀️😘 :))
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
58 points (93.9% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
38967 readers
1056 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS