He knows his watermelon is not impressive
yeah that melon honestly looks really meh, like one of these that are all gritty and taste like nothing
The hat makes me think he cooked it specifically for me. I will accept the watermelon out of respect to the chef.
Not to be rude but can i get the uneaten slice
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That kid doesn't look too impressed
But then again, I was the same way at his age
i'm tired of meeting your boring work friends, i wanna go back inside and play xbox
Not a hat, his hair just does that unfortunately. Terrible dandruff. Would not accept a pre-sliced melon.
I never buy presliced watermelon. I always fight with the whole thing, but the small sized ones are gettinf popular
Sounds refreshing
I mean, it's like the one non evil thing he's good at
Not to sealion (cause I unironically don't know) but can I hear some things that make him particularly bad? Like Putin level (neoliberal) bad, somehow worse, or milder but still bad?
Unless he's started instituting Putin social-conservative laws in Belarus as well, he's nowhere near as bad as Putin. As far as I know he's the least chud leader in that part of the world and demonized by liberals because he won't Ukrainize his country.
Full disclosure: I was very sleepy when I posted that and I just assumed the picture was of Erdogan lol. The watermelon seller.
I will take a watermelon from goofy Lukashenko any day.
sleepy? You must've been WASTED he does NOT look like Erdogan, whaaaat
WATERMELON MAN
I wish Erdoğan stayed as a watermelon seller...
Damn he looks unhappy sharing that. If it was a potato he'd be all smiles.
Ofc
The watermelon seller VS the watermelon giver
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Watermelon maaaan
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