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[-] Pupschism@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

I would definitely pull the lever, it looks like AI designed the track to crash into itself. Is this how AI will save the world, through it's own incompetence? ๐Ÿ˜

[-] Shaper@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

I'd pull the lever cause it's going to derail on that u-turn for sure

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

Very optimistic, that it will even make it through the loop.

[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Fun fact: Jackie Chan's parents named him that because his dad ran a porn website similar to 4chan called Jacky Chan in the 1950s before anyone even knew the Internet was possible. Truly a family ahead of the times. It's a shame he went on to be a successful movie star.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

business was tough, had to close shop multiple times, but with perseverance kept trying, hence 1chan, 2chan, 3chan, and so forth

[-] baatliwala@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Tbh 2ch was a real thing

[-] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Real answer, his original name was chang kong sang, which means born in Hong Kong

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 13 points 3 weeks ago

Yes! The trolley would get stuck on the way down as it hits the first set of rails.

[-] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago

I'd haunt you and your ancestors for a thousand years if your bitch ass didn't pull that lever and let me die without seeing some sick ass shit.

[-] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Shit, that would give me enough time to dive on the tracks right in front of the 5 people

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago
[-] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

Thatโ€™s what they are doing

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Seems unethical not to.

[-] sompreno@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

There's always a chance it doesn't clear the loop

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That is a very high chance based on what we see, given that it is physically too large to make it.

[-] athatet@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

Nah the loop is further away so the trolly is gonna be smaller by the time it gets there.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

This is how physics work.

[-] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

Is there a chance the track could bend?

[-] mgenehoffman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Hell yeah loop de loop

[-] altasshet@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

Bad viewing angle though.

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Hell yeah ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Do a kickflip!

[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Blood has a stickiness so the trolly has a better chance to make it through the loop when it crushes the people first.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Only if the trolley does a kickflip on the way too

[-] Botanicals@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Nice ๐Ÿค˜

[-] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 1 points 3 weeks ago

I remember this level in Tony hawk

[-] paransol@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

increase passengers adrenalime via loop first

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

The chance for the trolly to fail on the loop or derail on the bend is much higher.

pull it that they might live.

or, since you're ahead of it, pull it, then try to get on board and stop it

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Also Builds momentum meaning their death is over quicker.

[-] ilillilillilillililli@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Loops take momentum, they don't add it. But I also don't want to be called a physics nerd and get my lunch money stolen.

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

ur right ur right, i was being videogame brained.

The loop and the many little turns may reduce momentum enough to save some people, depending on how fast the trolley was already going

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