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[-] pleaseletmein@lemmy.zip 45 points 4 weeks ago

I’m so nervous, what if he’s okay?

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago
[-] TheLastOfHisName@lemmy.world 31 points 4 weeks ago
[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

No. I hope he lives until 2027 and J. D. Vance's vice presidential pick has to be confirmed by a Democratic Senate.

[-] Sunflier@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

No. It'd be better to have him die before the midterms and have vance replace him just before Vance is tossed. The sooner he's dead, the better.

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[-] lennybird@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Can we have him live and ship him off to The Hague? I'd much rather see him in cuffs and also avoid Vance becoming president automatically

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[-] CircaV@lemmy.ca 24 points 4 weeks ago
[-] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

There’s way too much hidden plumbing for that. I wouldn’t trust that the piss is actually staying at the grave. It should just be a gravel pit with PVC pipe that goes straight down into the ground, with a funnel on the end for people to piss into. Could even have two different height funnels (one near the ground for the squatters, and one raised a few feet for the standers) so it is fully inclusive. Anything more elaborate would be a waste of taxpayer money.

[-] daannii@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago

Hippocratic oath and all that.
Doctors and nurses. Remember your oath. The lives of many or one?

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 weeks ago

I'm at Walter Reed feeling fine thanks everyone.

[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)
[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago

I dunno, my interest in this subject has been very high for years and years.

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[-] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago

It would be the most popular thing he ever did.

[-] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Hell, even I’d support him on this one.

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[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago
[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 8 points 4 weeks ago
[-] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 4 weeks ago

He's not going to the place with the clouds.

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[-] Zephorah@discuss.online 13 points 4 weeks ago

I had guessed by Christmas. He looks terrible. Cankles like that happen when your heart and/or kidneys are in failure. He also acts like a man with stroke defecits. In addition to all the signs of Alzheimer’s, which, unlike dementia, is an additional physical degradation of the brain that can kill you.

If he’s on dialysis, skipping dialysis can easily kill you. Potassium alone can do it. Skip, potassium rises, maybe to 6+, heart attack. The meds that remove that fluid and reduce the size of cankles rely on the kidneys and can damage the kidneys.

Even so. Do not believe for a single second that any of this improves under President Theil, er, Vance.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Does it help that he takes 10x the aspirin his doctor recommends?

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[-] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago

What it does is fragment their base. Hopefully beyond repair. Vance is not well liked by literally anyone right now. Only the billionaire class.

Trumps base thinks vance is a poser.

He will try to do some evil theil shit, but he will have little to no support.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Exactly.

As weird as it is to say, Trumps unpredictability, irrationality, and penchant for reacting without thinking, have probably mitigated more damage than its caused.

When you get Vance in there, Who is capable of self control, who has the pressure of the money masters on him to do X.. I think things would genuinely get much worse under him. Especially since he'd also be struggling to reign in control of the cult of trump and direct them usefully.. Possibly by declaring that liberals were responsible for Trumps death, and inciting extreme violence as a result to distract from his own weakness.

[-] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

I do think it will improve under vance. He is far more likely to listen to advisors. And far less likely to start a war to distract from him being in the Epstien files.

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[-] Naich@piefed.world 13 points 4 weeks ago
[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago

I pray he doesn't. I pray he suffers a debilitating stroke, that he wastes away in a chair, refusing to step down or stop taking press conferences. I pray he suffers tremors, and delirium, slurred and broken speech, visibly decaying.

I want his followers to see him as the pathetic husk that he is. I want him to live decades in that chair, I want him to have endless trials in that chair. Death is the easy way out.

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[-] Delascas@feddit.uk 6 points 4 weeks ago

1,000 times this. Rot in hell.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago
[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

"What if Trump dies on my birthday?" -literally my girlfriend this morning

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago

🌬️🕯️

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 weeks ago

Please die, that would be the best Easter ever!

[-] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 weeks ago

Thoughts and prayers... for the clots and aneurysms.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Just another bruise on the hand for his infusion of essence of youth distilled from Epstein island victims. People are saying.

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[-] 1dalm@lemmy.today 8 points 4 weeks ago

Let it be finished tonight.

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago
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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Dear Lord Jesus, it's been many years since I prayed. Give me this one thing and we can work something out. Over and out.

[-] TheEntity@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Huge Kratos energy over here. "ARES!!! Destroy my enemies and my life is yours!"

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[-] zigzag@lemmus.org 6 points 4 weeks ago

The White House also issued what is known as a 'lid' on Saturday, a notification to the press pool indicating the president would not be making any public appearances for the remainder of the day. Krassenstein noted that a lid at 11 am was unusual for Trump, adding that the president had not travelled to Mar-a-Lago as he typically does at weekends. A separate, unverified post on Bluesky from an anonymous user claimed that a major road near the hospital had been blocked off and that an emergency meeting was underway at the White House. Neither claim has been independently verified.

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[-] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Fuck, I haven't bought fireworks yet.... That was my plan for this 4th, keep a bunch of fireworks for exactly this, when it happens.

[-] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Is he dead yet? Is he dead yet? Is he dead yet?

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[-] Bakedtaint@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago
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[-] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 4 points 4 weeks ago

Chances on them wanting to further the "Trump as the second coming of Christ" lore and resurrect him in three days?

[-] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

My regards to the cancer

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