I hope the Cooter Clobberer 9000 is all she hyped it up to be
PULL FORWARD AFTER FUELLING OR GET SHOT
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Your mom jokes never miss. 10/10
It’s impossible to miss something that large
"don't worry it'll be in discreet packaging"
That other truck in the background is 'mirin the goods
Damn I'd been looking for my dick all morning
This happens all the time; it's detachable
Get your minds out of the gutter. That could be anything under that tarp.
yeah. like. a big fat dong
Oh my god it looks like a gigantic....
Wang! Pay attention!
I’m sorry sir! I was distracted by that truly massive…
Willy! What's that?
Oh I think that’s my dick.
Either Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory is building Big a memorial or theres an X-rated studio filming a peter pan spoof.
Many people in the comments apparently share the same dick.
Some people, apparently, haven't heard of the Ancestral Dildo.
Imagine being the trucker.
"I didn't remortgage my house for the third time just to buy a truck that hauls dick!"
are you kidding most truckers i know would love to haul dick
Nah that's mine
It's only like that because it's cold, honest! It's called shrinkage. It's natural, I swear!
Dildo for Godzilla?
Godzdildo?
The fuck?? They promised discreet packaging!
Guys I have a very weird question for all of you, but I swear I am not trolling! This is a serious question.
How would you get a massive cylinder (~10m length, ~10m girth) through a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?
must the cylinder remain unharmed?
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