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[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

Self driving and won't run against a roadnunner fake tunnel

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

might drink and ~~drive~~ gallop

[-] Stache_@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Centaurs have two rib cages

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Would they have two sets of dongs also? Human dong in the front and horse dong in the back? Like some sort of dong mullet?

[-] ok_effect@feddit.dk 3 points 1 month ago

The place where the human dong would be, seems to be horse-territory, so my guess would be no.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

This truly is the worst timeline.

[-] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

This is a sentence I never thought I'd read.

[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

inb4 beep runs this through an ai slop machine and removes author attribution

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Those of us who have them blocked will never know!

Oh right, the constant army of newly-created alts... (bc "no" just means "try harder" to some)

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago

I mean it's literally machine learning. Every time it's blocked it learns that it was detected as human and then tries again.

Lemmy needs a shadow ban function for these accounts

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

Maybe, but the mere fact that Reddit has it predisposes me to shy away from that solution 🤣

Bc fuck spez!

(you might be correct though)

[-] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I reported a few of their things these last few days. They got banned or had a ton removed.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago
[-] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago

I guess?

Beep even had that new account now and made their own community for comics and the only role is no watermark lol.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

wait a new community? i don't want to punch down but i really want to make fun

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 points 1 month ago

If they’re content to post to their own comm, leave them be. At worse you’ll make them abandon it and start posting elsewhere again.

[-] Spezi@feddit.org -1 points 1 month ago

Look at my totally original creation

[-] hoch@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago
[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

This one might actually have working FSD.

[-] Joelk111@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Seems to have a mind of its own though

[-] Doug@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

So 1 horsepower or .5 horsepower?

[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago
[-] dvlsg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Can I blame inflation for this?

[-] Doug@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

~99% of horses are 1 horsepower, there's just one horse from Nevada who was locked in a barn during those nuclear tests in the 50's putting the others to shame.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

It's a really strong lock. It has to be.

[-] Doug@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

Well it's better than ~99% of locks now.

[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

I mean… Technically, you can blame anything you want for anything.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Okay i'm going to need some help figuring out how to blame Obama for this though. I already got the cork boards and yarn ready

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago
  • Obama got elected in 2008
  • the common abbreviation for the year 08
  • Obama is the first black President
  • 08 - 1 = 7
  • average horse has 7 horsepower

Source: Math

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

got dammit i knew it

[-] brsrklf@jlai.lu 2 points 1 month ago

in some European countries we have a special kind of horsepower that's called the "tax horsepower" (cheval fiscal, symbol CV in France), or "what kind of eldritch formula do we need to transform that unit into a vehicle classification tool for tax purposes".

We've had several formulas, and the current one has come around to being kind of an actual (rounded) power unit. Previous ones involved carbon dioxide levels, gearbox efficiency and whether you're using gasoline or diesel.

So if I am applying one of those, I believe a horse has exactly NaN CV.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Hello.

Though I'm not taking you onto the HOV lane.

[-] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

If your centaur can giddy-up fast enough, you're technically qualified for the HOV lane.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Isn't that slavery? Or is the centaur only selling rides?

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 1 month ago

Either way, the guy should buy his ride a coffee or something.

[-] NahMarcas@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

First we have to consider if apply the human rights to centaurs, if not is just pet/own relationship

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

They are clearly stable strain beast men, so it's closer to indentured servitude. So slavery with extra steps.

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 points 1 month ago

At least 2 extra steps with the four legs.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

This is such a stupid joke. It did make me laugh though so good job.

[-] sanbdra@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Technically zero emissions… just questionable horsepower 😂

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Zero emissions? Do centaurs never fart?

[-] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

£15,000 for a new car?

I wish

[-] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

new cars on czech market, prices in gbp equivalent

  • dacia sandero: ~12150
  • hyundai i10: ~12600
  • skoda fabia: ~13000
  • kia ceed: ~13600

you can't expect luxury limousine for that price, but that doesn't mean there are no cars in that segment.

this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2026
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