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there were signs all around my uni that said "dump your socialist boyfriend" for like NO reason 😭😭

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[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago

Never, ever try and engage these people on their terms, for example, by trying to “challenge” them with counter arguments. They already have a whole script of replies ready for anything like that, designed to drag you down to his level of bad-faith bickering.

Instead, simply call out to their face what they actually are. These are bad-faith actors there for the sole purpose of undermining social cohesion by creating a false dichotomy between science and religion. They are not the only reason we are so divided but they are a large one. Tell them that. Don’t let them respond. Don’t give them questions to answer. Just keep pressing, stating what they are, to them, and to everyone who’s stopping to listen. Humiliate them by presenting them to the public as the cancer to society that they are.

In this particular case, he has no audience except a banana and a time traveler, so you could also just ignore him. Nothing worse for him than a day of nothing happening.

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh I can think of lots worse.

[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

About 25yrs ago we had a flurry of these types invade. So we pulled some strings, got permission, and started having local bands play the main spot where they wanted to preach during the busy part of the day. Drown them out. The best was our local death metal band where the guitarist dressed up like a priest in a gimp mask and the singer wore a prison jumpsuit and nylons over his face. They condemned it but left. Also, mid-day death metal in the center of campus is something to behold.

[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ya. That doesn't work either. What does work is doing the exact same thing they do. Get a sign write on it "Christianity is bullshit. Prove me wrong" and stand there.

Don't look at him, don't engage. When he does finally say something tell him that he's oppressing your beliefs and he deserves to burn in everlasting hellfire..

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Never, ever try and engage these people on their terms

Instead, simply call out to their face what they actually are.

Heckling can work when you've got a crowd on your side. But when it's just you with your paper sign shouting slurs, you end up looking like the asshole instead of the folks you're jeering.

At some point, you have to engage with the premise. Or, at least, put forward your own beliefs and positions. If it's just a contest of vibes and mogging, the person with the professional experience in those fields is going to win.

[-] Diurnambule@jlai.lu 1 points 2 weeks ago

Next time I bring you with me.

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[-] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

Someones trying to hookup with your socialist boyfriend

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

our boyfriend

[-] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

TBH I think Genesis 1:1 is much more about big bang denial/interpretation than evolution.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

Isn't there a better quote for being anti-evolution? Like about the creation of Adam and Eve? I say like Gen 1:20-27. Maybe they meant just Genesis 1?

I love when people are stupid about being stupid.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not religious, but the thought of God planting the seeds of life and letting it do its thing is a way better story than him just snapping his fingers.

[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don’t think the Bible denies the Big Bang. It doesn’t say how he created the universe except that it took 7 days which is a mistranslation anyway. The Hebrew word used in the Torah for day is ‘yom’ which means era.

In my opinion it’s very easy to reconcile the creation story with science.

[-] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Only insofar as its too vague to mean anything

[-] dan1101@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Bahnd@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

What sad times these are.

When ruffians can go around saying Ni allowed to old women.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Could you bring us a shrubbery? A nice one, not too expensive

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's ridiculously easy to prove him wrong, but you know he won't accept your numerous indisputable proofs, not just because he's religious, but because he's a cunt. Just look at him; you just know his profile pic is that sunglasses face in his truck at a weird angle and he constantly whines about everything being woke.

[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 4 points 2 weeks ago

You first. Prove religion is right.

Here are the arguments theyll be sure are winners:

1

says in old book. You not have old book.

2

DIE UNBELIEVER!

3

hello, morality officer? Yes, i have an unbeliever here.

[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 1 points 2 weeks ago

says in old book. You not have old book.

The first encyclopedia is about as old as the Bible.

So it'll always end in answer 2 and 3.

Yeah it will. Love how we create misunderstandings and delusions that reinforce themselves to the point of killing those who disagree.

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Why's he on a footstool lol

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Short ☺️

[-] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

there were signs all around my uni that said "dump your socialist boyfriend" for like NO reason 😭😭

Are you on my campus or is this a common thing?

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Kick that stool out from under him and see how fit he is for survival.

[-] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm sorry... Is he saying that the Bible directly, as the first sentence of the first book, like, the very first thing the Bible says, is: "Evolution is a lie," or, "prove me wrong"?

I shouldn't think too hard about it, but I am.

Edit: I'm aware the first sentence is "god made everything" but everything includes evolution soo.. 🤔

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

You're arguing with a straw pigeon. There's no logic to convince that person. You could put them in a time machine and walk them through the evolution of life and they still wouldn't change their mind.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 1 points 2 weeks ago

Not a believer, but I recently learned that a correct reading of the original Hebrew doesn't say he created everything. He created the waters and the earth from the void that was already there.

Back to the sign. Dude is making the claim; he has to support it. Evolution is the most proven theory we have, it has been tested over and over. He'd first have to understand the basics of evolutionary theory, which I guarantee he doesn't know; he wouldn't be there if he did.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Is the templar, banana and lighting McQueen toy part of his argument or are those people goofing on him?

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Having attended several red state universities, I chose to take it as a statement that alongside the ubiquitous plaza preachers, who are never affiliated with the school and are generally no one’s favorite campus characters, there’s also plenty of standard college silliness and shenanigans. Apart from the big blue cities, the college towns of the south are generally the most educated and forward thinking enclaves of their red states, hence the huge pressure campaigns from their governors to being the schools themselves to heel.

[-] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Proof that we still monkey

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Tell him there's a nobel prize waiting for him if he can prove his view.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 1 points 2 weeks ago

“On second thought let’s not go to the United States. ‘t’is a silly place.”

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

My uni just had constant protests against quad gods

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