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[-] mEEGal@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

On Linux it's klitoris, forked to CLItoris, then open-clit, then freeclit then onepiece

[-] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

Some people definitely rewrote it as μCLIt and BSDclit for size/licensing reasons

[-] Spezi@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And then there will be endless discussions if it should be pronounced uclit or microclit

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

GNUtori(ou)s Clit

[-] RedstoneValley@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

It's just "Copilot" for everything in Windows these days

[-] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

That's just KDE. But why am I imagining a mirror dimension universe where its called CDE and all the software names are normal words with the k's replaced with c's.

[-] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

CDE is/was a thing. Common Desktop Environment. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Desktop_Environment

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

It's by kde.

[-] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

I'm having trouble finding klitoris in the repos. Anyone know where it is? AUR?

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Something something “yay”!

[-] pmk@piefed.ca 1 points 1 week ago
[-] Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

It's in the AUR as klitoris-gtk-git. Or is it klitoris-qt-git? There might have been a klitoris-qt-bin but the maintainer stopped updating that one like a year ago and nobody's picked it up. Actually now that I think about it none of the AUR versions are up to date, you gotta get it straght from github. Ah, no wait that one's a fork, the OG is on sourceforge. Or was it gitlab? No no no actually I remember now, it used to be up on gitlab but they moved over to GNU Savannah, so the gitlab version is out of date. Oh by the way it relies on old versions of libraries and other dependencies that no distros actually have in their repos anymore. It won't compile with the newer versions of those dependencies and they don't provide a binary. People are complaining about that on the Issues page but it's only developed by like one guy and he doesn't even know why the newer versions won't work he just knows it works on his system. Still refuses to provide a binary though. Oh right there's that fork I mentioned, that might work. Ah wait nevermind that was an attempt of making a gtk version of klitoris but the developer abandoned that project unfinished and hasn't been seen since 2022.

[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 week ago

it can take an entire lifetime to find klitoris. just buy my $999 (now $666 for a limited time) course where i will show you how to sometimes find it 100% of the time guaranteed*

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

The course be like:

grep -R "klitoris" /

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

10x devs just vibe code it in Rust to balance out the security issues 🤔

[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If it was written in python it’s PyMagpie. Qt? QtPie. Rust? IThinkImSecureBecauseTheLanguageIUseButTheresMoreToItThanIUnderstandPie JavaScript? IStealAllYourRAMAndaiDontCarePie.

[-] RushLana@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 week ago

The Linux one isn't realistic, this is not an ancronym.

[-] Cypher@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

KLITORIS

KALI

Linux

Intrusion

Testing

Operation

Response

Incident

System

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

The first K would stand for KLITORIS.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago
[-] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 week ago
[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Linux geeks, tell me what dog does "dog -al"

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

bash: meow?: command not found

[-] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

sudo rpm-ostree install meow

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago
[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
$ alias cat='meow'
$ meow
bash: meow: command not found
$ cat
bash: meow: command not found
$ rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
$ meow
bash: meow: command not found

I've tried everything but nothing seems to work :(

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Apple: someFancyName4

Microsoft: Task Doing-er 5

Linux: some cute animal

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago
[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago

More like Linux: "Kritoris" which achtually is a 2500 year old greek symbol for harvest tools.

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Linux devs would name something “Klitoris” literally just so the project website could say “you’ve finally found what you’re looking for”

[-] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago
[-] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

this incident will be reported

[-] vogi@piefed.social 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Just found out that the Gimp alternative "Pinta" shares its name with a rare human skin disease caused by infection with the spirochete treponema carateum (apparently). Which of course is miles better than sharing it with a slur for disabled people, but still not the best SSO.

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 0 points 1 week ago

Which of course is miles better than to be named after a slur for disabled people, but still not the best SSO.

Huh? Which software?

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately GNU Image Manipulation Program, when shortened to its 4-letter acronym and common name, is also a slur against people with disabilities.

The developers didn't name it after the slur on purpose, but they also refuse to change it for some reason :/

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Should have at least been GNUIMP. Maybe people would have used it.

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Why not just GIP Gnu Image Program? Manipulation is honestly kind of a given.

[-] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Because it's not commonly used that way. If we avoided anything that had at some time been used as a slur, we'd only have about 3 names to pick from. (Of course I exaggerate, but it's better than saying "it would retard growth", isn't it?)

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Maybe people don't say it around you. I've heard it, especially as a verb.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 week ago

I always thought it was named after the character from Sex

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 week ago

Is that a movie called Sex? Pretty sure the developers didn't know about that either

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 week ago

Yes, a whole franchise actually. Very popular online. Many of the films star the Gimp

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Can you link the IMDb? ;)

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