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[-] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Can someone who feels pain everyday (uses imperial) explain wtf HL/17 is supposed to mean?

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

How many Little tubes of toothpaste the diver will fit into.

[-] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 130 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

i remember a greentext about this, and a wiki article, but where is it again? I thought it was the Norwegian oil platform disaster but no

there was some talk about how they got discombobulated and their bodies had gross dismemberment or something, being entirely suctioned through

edit: aha, found the article!

the causes:

  • employees were overworked
  • bad audio and noise caused miscommunication
  • entry/exit door was unsafely designed

Colourful NSFW description aheadInvestigation by forensic pathologists determined that Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the crescent-shaped opening measuring 60 centimetres long created by the jammed interior trunk door. With the escaping air and pressure, gross dismemberment ensued; it included bisection of his thoracoabdominal cavity, which resulted in fragmentation of his body, followed by expulsion of all of the internal organs of his chest and abdomen, except the trachea and a section of small intestine. These were projected some distance from the bell, with one section being found 10 metres vertically above the exterior pressure door.

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 week ago

Compression divers too

[-] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 83 points 1 week ago

Delta P doesn't care. Delta P doesn't give a shit.

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[-] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 66 points 1 week ago

I’ll never forget this video of a crab being sucked into a pipe being cut or this one of a diver in a similar situation.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 73 points 1 week ago

It's harder to get that second link by people these days. Previews.

[-] mapleseedfall@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago

I click it voluntarily. Its a good song

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[-] Hootwog@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

10/10 no notes

[-] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

an oldie but a goody

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[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 1 week ago
[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago

Jeeeeeyzus that was a read

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[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago
[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

The Challenger disaster and the Ford Pinto both involved vehicles bursting into flames.

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I mean the dolphin story is gruesome. But for this diver to get a severe injury he must be very close to the hole, almost touching it.

The suction power is not that great in an underwater scenario.

What made the dolphin so gruesome is that it was an explosive decompression and besides the driver closest to the door no server dismemberment took place, only a very sudden decompression making for a very sudden yet horrid death.

If the diver in this diagram keeps a couple of centimeters away from the opening he is completely fine but if he manages to cover the outlet hole with some of his anatomy, the shit hits the fan.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago

Sooooo ... Don't put your dick in it, yeah?

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago

Just near it enough to get a little suction

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[-] leagman1@feddit.org 24 points 1 week ago

How about a small cylinder? The cylinder must remain unharmed though

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Well it would make for quite the 'out of body experience'. And if thats your kink I won't shame it.

I would sort out your estate beforehand, if you catch my drift.

[-] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 29 points 1 week ago

Is that enough pressure differential to injure you? Get stuck yes but 6.5 PSI doesn't seem that crazy.

[-] duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago

Actually maybe. Imagine you got your back stuck on a 1 ft diameter pipe. That's 735 lbs pushing on you.

[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 week ago

Add the in the weight and speed of the water already moving through the pipe and the pressure on the other side becomes hugely negative.

You're going in that pipe.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 57 points 1 week ago

But I don’t want to go in the pipe

[-] UnimportantHuman@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 week ago

You're still getting piped buddy

[-] chortle_tortle@mander.xyz 12 points 1 week ago

Rip to your homogenate or whatever, but I would simply avoid the pipe 😏

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[-] jmill@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 week ago

That hole may not have been made for you, but you WILL fit.

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[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

You really don't

[-] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

Get in the pipe, Shinji.

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[-] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My understanding is, this is a very common cause of death among divers. The pressure doesn't kill you, but it gets you stuck long enough that you suffocate. Because even if safety teams are notified immediately, getting you out is difficult enough that they might not be able to get you out in time before you die

[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago
[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Probably the closest thing to experiencing a black hole the average human being that is currently alive could ever encounter.

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[-] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Physics is a cruel mistress.

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago

Can someone please explain the reference to me?

[-] 87Six@lemmy.zip 46 points 1 week ago

Bro is about to be sucked into the opening and mangled to death then drown because of the flow / pressure / whatever

[-] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

It would not let them go once attached but sucking through? If the hole is 10cm in diameter i would think it wouldn't rip them apart.

But let's physics this please!

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[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

guys ! don't stick your butthole near the pool drain pipe

no matter how good you think it might feel on your butt.

[-] 404@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago

Related reading: Guts, a short story by Chuck Palahniuk: https://theallfreenovel.com/21077/1/guts (nsfl)

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[-] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 13 points 1 week ago

Wait, where's Saddam Hussein?

[-] qevlarr@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

When it's got ya... It's got ya!

Let's watch that video again, it's been a couple of years again

[-] los0220@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

2137 spotted

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