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[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

> Other scorpions

Tailless whip scorpions (aka whip-spiders) are not scorpions (order Scorpiones). They're order Amblypygi, more closely related to spiders (Aranae) than to scorpions.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 39 points 1 week ago

I know this, and you know this, but MEME

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 week ago

also they bite like motherfuckers

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 week ago

I think you are thinking of Vinegaroons - they spray you with acetic acid. AFAIK, amblypigids skewer their prey on arm spikes

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago

*quick series of searches*

wait you're right. I don't think I was thinking of either of these. a childhood friend had various bugs as pets and would point out which ones liked to chomp. I may be lost now without his teaching

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

is it like good vinegar or does it taste like bugs

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Mmm. Vinegar!

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Grab'n'bite

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Doesn't pygi mean butt in science Greek? And ambly means walk. Do they walk on their butts?

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

You're close. It means blunt tail. You might be thinking of the Latin ambulo which means to walk. I do want to see what a tail-walker looks like now, though.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

no i reject your reality and substitute my own it is funnier

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 58 points 1 week ago

When I was a kid we'd move these plastic storage containers we had sitting in the backyard and these guys would always be under them. You can drop leaves, tiny pebbles, and other small bugs in front of them and they'll grab it like this. It looks funny as hell.

[-] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Me when I fucking GET you

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

I mean, i'm leaving the fucker alone if it so much as waves at me.

freaky arms.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Here's a little bigger one. Real person, real video, no AI:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ1m3jfcLYU

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

That was actually a fun video to watch. Such a freaky creature.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

yeah, tho it worries me that people are keeping these things as pets, because the pet market is terrible about running species wild populations into the ground

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

I don't like it one bit. I don't want this thing grabbing onto me.

[-] whoxtank28@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Domain Expansion!

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

!awwnverts@lemmy.world would love this if you haven’t already posted it there 😄

[-] Hule@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[-] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

a true outlaw star fan, obviously.

[-] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My cat brought one of these home when we lived in central America. I had no idea what it was, and I was terrified - I refused to believe the internet when they told me they were harmless and not venomous. It was a scary looking little alien.

The one pictured is much more open and spread out. Obviously getting carried in a cat's mouth would put a tiny little creature like this in defense mode - mine was much more compact and I didn't realize it was a spider / scorpion. Edit: the body was probably 3in/7cm long, a little shorter than credit card cut into an oval.

[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Fun fact: as opposed to humans, spider legs are curled inwards by default, and they need to put in effort if they want to stretch/extend them. This is the reason dead spider legs are curled up - lacking extra force, they return to their natural position. Some weird hydraulics.

I can imagine the same happens to scorpions. 🎸

[-] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Long arm Larry irl

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 week ago
[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 3 points 1 week ago

Skeletor voice:” I’m gonna grab ya, NYAA!”

[-] 13igTyme@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of the long armed enemy in Little Nightmares.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

I just find this utterly terrifying

this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2026
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