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He struggles with ramps and walking unassisted. He's an elderly man with dementia. I'm pretty sure a gentle push or some uneven ground could end him.
Republicans are so weak!
Say what you will but he has factors in his favor: weight class, doughiness, and (absorbent) padding around the groin to prevent cheap shots.
There are no higher order thinking processes running in that brain either, just pure animalistic id. A concussion-inducing blow doesn’t make any difference if those brain cells were already dead.
I mean, yeah, but he's never lifted a finger in his life.
I'm pretty sure the average adult (male or female) could whoop his ass.
I'm guessing it would take more than one diaper to negate a shot to the family jewels.
It's hard to beat up an octogenarian when you're a nonagenarian
Meme version
Epstein's best friend should not be allowed in the same room as 8 year olds
What age child do you think makes it a 50/50 fight?
Maybe 10?
I’m weak as shit and I could kick his ass. I’m not even the kind of guy that would say something like this but fuck it, this guy fucking sucks.
I'm 5ft . 40. Not at my peak. But I have a low center of gravity and American thighs that can crush a watermelon.
I'm in. Let's tag team.
Look at the keyboard warrior, says he can beat up the most powerful man on the planet.
Dude has never lifted anything heavy in his life. He's never once taken a punch. He's soft like 10-ply. I'd be delighted to demonstrate.
So 66% of Republicans are fucking cowards. Not that we didn't know that already.
MAGA is My Absolutely Gigantic Amygdala after all.
The man can't drink water
Sneeze on him from behind and he'll faceplant.
Apparently the average Republican has seen so many muscle-man AI images of Trump that they think they're incapable of even that
Just let him punch you, he won't be able to recover from that.
Be careful not to let him punch too hard, or he may die.
Mitch McConnel could beat Trump in a physical fight, and really should.
I’m a petite woman and I feel like as long as he wasn’t able to sit on me/fall on me if absolutely be able to, I would like to request a cane however so I could whoop him founding fathers style
I would tear through that geriatric fucking piece of shit like he was made of tissue paper. He's basicslly a real life Montgomery Burns.
None 🤔
Do I get any weapons?
Not that I'd need them ... that would just make it more fun. Plus, maybe my hands wouldn't end up stained orange. Not asking for much. A board with a nail in it would suffice.
A lighter would be nice.
83% of commonly used household items could defeat this man. Versus a motion activated trash can? Fucker ain't got a chance.
I... don't really know what to think about the 33% of Republicans. Are they unusually self-defeatist? Or do they actually think that this frail old man is really a tough mother fucker?
I'm not American but I could take him.
I will just ignore him and he will kill himself out of pity.
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