Am I out of touch? No, it's all of society outside of my congregation that's wrong.
That isn't a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.
Well, it IS a joke. They're a joke.
Just not the funny kind.
Happy cake day
WOOOOOO!!!!
eh maybe we should use a different name for Lemmy anniversaries. Happy Lemming Day? nah.. Some of the apps use a chick in an egg for new accounts- maybe Hatch Day?
Lemmiversary?
Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.
Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?
Totally tired. And they're Mostly exactly into the very same thing, they so despise publicly. "The hub"...bet this douche uses it more than the Lil hero here.
The guy probably probably watched and did worse when he was the kids age
Preach
This kid will be alright
That's better.
It is really a meme if it doesn't have boomer aspect ratio issues?
Jesus didn't die for good cropping
Rehance, Dehance, and drop out
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restored.jpg
And they said art was dead
I wish I had my shit together as much as this kid does at his age. He's got it figured out.
Feed him a stew that makes him go blind for 1 day.
"Whelp, can see so I can't do chores or homework. Might as well goon the time away"
That kid probably.
Also, If the internet was a thing when I first started to crank it, I would have had carpal tunnel by the time I was 18 😂🤣.
1 day blinding stew
1 day blind stew is the way to go, I can confirm.
Stew that blinds him for a day
Stew that blind child for one day, recipe.
From memory, I'd say it's pretty normal for a 14yo boy to be whacking off all the time.
Kinda funny but weed nowadays is crazy, not like old weed from a decade ago.
Just grow your own. Us casuals can't make it as balls blasting as the pros can, but it's still plenty strong.
Hell yeah brother. Represent.
He is a little young to be doing weed, needs a conversation about its effects on younger minds. As for porn, time for proper sex Ed. no punishment needed, more education needed.
(to be clear the weed take is imo, not fact, do what's best for you)
Oh, we don't do compassion and positive reinforcement around here.
Being exposed to porn at a young age has also been found to have damaging effects on younger minds. So really the uncle is in the right depending on the nephew's age.
Wait... Bro, you're punishing him... For doing the things that I do every day? Rock on, dude!
He died for your sins.
And MY AXE!
What a motherfucking G.
That punishment turned into free advertising real fast.
There it Is, random Capitalization IN The wild.
Make him smoke a whole carton of the reefers and watch every video on the 'Hub', that will show him.
I wouldn't wish that on my medium enemies. There's pokemon porn. There's ninja turtle porn. There's freaking 3D rendered legend of zelda forced feminiz... I need to go to pornhub
I would have sprung for a professionally made sandwich board or spinny sign.
I really hope this guy got some high-fives for his trouble.
Is this AI? His hand is all fucked up, body proportions seem off and shirt text looks weird
This is an ancient meme, the earliest extant mention was 23 July 2010, way before photo generation was viable. You can see remnants of the original facebook conversation here. TLDR: The original circumstances aren't much different from the OP except he allegedly stole from his parents to buy said items and his mom made him hold the sign in front of his school.
An out of control child would not stand out there for 5 hours, he would choke you until you pass out and stop bothering him.
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