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Intimate, grim, and grotesque!
(cdn.nord.pub)
At least finish it properly
hot take, all genitals are sexy if they're attached to someone im into
If my girl had a dick Im learning how to gwuak, thats all Im sayin
Aww, such a sweet thing to say!
I mean, it's not that hot of a take...
The happiest bit I can play with is the smile on their face, or their eyes, if I can make them close as they groan in pleasure. Genitals pale in comparison, but are a good place to 'access' those other regions.
Assuming they've been taken care of.
Preach.
They call it 'bumpin uglies' for a reason.
Same but for tits.
Like you just got those hanging out like you're trying to contain the flood from hurricane Katrina or something? Why are they so gigantic? Why do guys lose all the blood from their brain when they see them?
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a cute twink with a dick as thick and heavy it can be used for weight training 'umm uhhh um ggfsaerhiyvewvgtdf'
that is approximately the face i made, and a few years later i realized I'm a lesbian lol
No one wants to see mine either.
I do, and if you're close enough for me to touch, I'll make sure you know that you're wanted.
mommy?
I highly doubt you are my offspring. Quite illegal. Also, limits our options together.
Different kind of mommy.
Oooooh. Sorry, I'm a bit dense at times.
That's alright.
o7
We need more heroes like you in the world.
I disagree.
It's not impressive. I can't even get it up most of the time. Probably because of my crippling depression and anxiety.
"revised"
this post was submitted on 26 May 2026
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